Barack Obama SLAYED at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night!
From the President's jab at CNN to comparing the GOP's love/hate relationship with sequester to a Taylor Swift album, he entertained a room full of celebs, reporters and big wigs in the media with some amazing jokes made at the expense of our government, including himself!
Like, who didn't LOVE that Photoshop with laser kittens and bald eagles?! Ha!
In case you missed it, ch-ch-check out the video (above) to enjoy all of Obama's incredible jokes…which included some of our favorites:
We hope you have your fanciest suits and ties ready, because tomorrow night is the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, one of the most prestigious gatherings of politicians, celebrities, and press of the year!
Well, at least it used to be that way according to Tom Brokaw!
The NBC news anchor says the once distinguished dinner party has become a bit of a laughingstock, and it's all thanks to Lindsay Lohan!
LiLo attended last years event, and he was NOT thrilled about it, saying:
We already know that Chelsea Handler is the sexiest late-night host on TV (sorry Conan O'Brien!), so why would we be surprised that she was a good lookin' teen??
The hilarious hostess recently posted a picture on Twitter of herself and her sisters Simone and Shoshanna from their high school days along with the caption:
Russell Brand tossed his Rock of Ages co-star under the tour bus yesterday for excluding him from a "cult!"
The brilliant British comedian sat down with Conan O'Brien and explained his beef with master thespian and famed Scientologist Tom Cruise — Russ swears he was eager to join the religion, Tom just wouldn't bite!!!
Ch-ch-check out the Conan vid of Russell's HIGHlarious skewering for yourself (above)!
Ha! Once Russell and Katy Perry's love shack finally sells, we totes think he, Tom, and Xenu should share a WeHo apt!!
If you've been wondering why you hadn't heard that Parks & Recreation's Adam Scott is such an amazing golfer before he won this year's Master's, that's probably because it was a different Adam Scott!
It's true, Adam Scott the actor is way different than Adam Scott the golfer, but the hatred the one has for the other is very real!
Actually, it's probably not real — but Adam went on Conan last night to vent about it all!
Oh, Charlie — you always did know how to make an entrance!
The Anger Management star stopped by the set of Conan yesterday and it's a small miracle security even let him through the gates!!
Two years ago, after Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men, show runner/mortal enemyChuck Lorre had the wild & crazy warlock BANNED from setting foot on the Warner Bros' lot!
Last night's HIGHlarious interview with Conan O'Brien was actually the actor's first time back!
Ch-ch-check out Charlie's triumphant return (above)!!
Tanks! Blondes! Nervous, sweaty laughter!
It's good to have a little tiger blood back in our lives!!
The We Can’t Stop singer interviewed with Rolling Stone magazine for their July 4th issue, and revealed her fairly liberal thoughts on drugs and alcohol.
Given her stoner reputation, we’re not totally surprised. Though, when asked to clarify her penchant for weed, she said:
"You can't ask someone that and expect them to say yes... I did a song with Snoop Dogg called 'Ashtrays and Heartbreaks,' so people can put it together for themselves."
That sounds fairly straightforward to us. Mileybird then went ahead to state that she thinks there are things much, much worse than a little bit of the green stuff:
"I think alcohol is way more dangerous than marijuana -- people can be mad at me for saying that, but I don't care... I've seen a lot of people spiral down with alcohol, but I've never seen that happen with weed."
She added:
"As long as it isn't illegal, there are far more dangerous things. And it's legal in the state of California. So I'm happy to live in California, a place where you can be whoever you want to be."
Well, Miley, marijuana isn’t exactly legal in California unless you have a prescription, so we’re not entirely sure what you mean. But, okay...
As for her transition from Disney teen idol to mature pop star, she said: