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Most of America is still shocked Donald Trump managed to win the U.S. Presidency this week, but no one is more stunned than the late night hosts who spent the last year mercilessly berating his joke of a candidacy.
Sadly, hate trumped comedy also…
All the TV funny people were still wrapping their heads around the election results on Wednesday night, and delivered somber monologues pretty much saying the same thing — like it or not (not), we have to deal with four years of Trumpland.
Ch-ch-check out all the late night clips (below), starting with a tearful Seth Meyers:
Tracy Morgan is willing to let bygones be bygones!
The 30 Rock star isn't holding any grudges against the Walmart truck driver who slammed into his vehicle in 2014 and left him hospitalized… but the same can't be said about his new white neighbors.
On Thursday's Conan, the comedian explained that his car rides have become a lot more leisurely since the devastating accident, admitting he drives his Lamborghini a mere "30 miles an hour, so everybody in the neighborhood can see."
We don't blame you, Tracy!
The actor also dished on the love he got from his family while recovering in the hospital — except from his Grandma, who was more concerned with the 47-year-old finally getting his GED! Ha!
Ch-ch-check out the funny, poignant clip (below)!
Since the Deadpool actor is always up for a good time, RyRey played a game with the audience where he shared a bunch of faux projects he's "working on" like The Notebook 2 starring Reynolds and "Conan McAdams". There wasn't much to the clip they showed (below) other than EVERYTHING WE COULD EVER WANT — the 40-year-old making out with Conan!
But that wasn't the ONLY incredible moment during the interview as Reynolds accidentally spilled the beans on his second baby's sex! Sure, he may have already slipped up on Twitter, but during the sit down, the actor confirmed he and wife Blake Lively welcomed a second girl saying:
"Two under two is tough! Lot of estrogen. It feels like an American Girl Doll just took a sh*t on my life. I'll pour some cereal in the morning and there's like a tiny shoe in there. That's a choking hazard for me!"
Ch-ch-check out Ryan and Conan's incredibly HIGHlarious makeout sesh (below) as the funny celebs get their Notebook on!
You go, (from) Glenn (to) Coco!
Compared to filming intense zombie-killing scenes, Steven Yeun's new job is a walk in the park.
On Thursday's episode of Conan, Yeun said he would be taking it easy after seven years on the AMC horror hit — and apparently, nothing's easier than pretending to be the giant, red-haired late night host during rehearsals.
The 32-year-old then played a clip to show off some of his new job responsibilities, which include playing guitar, rocking a red hairdo, and pretend bantering with Andy Richter's stand in, a fellow Walking Dead alum…
Ch-ch-check out the funny clip (below) to see where TWD stars go after they kick it!
But even she can't teach Conan O'Brien how to shake his booty!
On Wednesday night, Miz Palmer stopped by Conan to chat it up with the carrot top comedian when all of a sudden, O'Brien brought up Keke's "superpower" of isolating her butt cheeks.
One thing lead to another and all of a sudden Norm McDonald was getting Keke to teach Coco how to work his own glutes! The only problem was, the late night host's ass is as flat as a pancake! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) as Coco tries and HIGHlariously fails to work his bony behind!
The young star has been a breath of fresh air in varied roles throughout the series, coming off like an old pro character actor.
Only, he's obviously still a greenhorn when it comes to certain aspects of the entertainment industry — like c*ck socks apparently!
Evan had to wear a modesty pouch (as they're more politely known) for a nude scene with costar Jessica Lange, and let's just say he didn't quite get the hang of it. Long story short, she ended up with his balls in her face!
Come on, man! The woman has an Oscar!
Ch-ch-check out the NSFW story Evan relayed to Conan O'Brien on Tuesday night (below)!
Talk about a touchy subject!
As we're SURE you know, Kim Kardashian West was the victim of a robbery in Paris early Monday morning and later that night, a couple of the late night hosts decided to joke about it — but they did their best to stay on the classy side of things!