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This Video Is The Most Soul Crushing 25 Seconds Of All Time: Fans Celebrating Right Before Portugal’s Last-Second World Cup Goal VS. The U.S.!

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They had it…

THEY HAD IT!!!

With just seconds left in yesterday's match, USA was leading Portugal 2-1. But then, this happened…

The Best & BIGGEST Bulges Ever! See Which Hollywood Hunks Are Popping Out Of Their Pants!

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We have a confession to make…

We’re sort of obsessed with celebrity dongs.

There. We said it!

But can you blame us?! Mah gawd, just look at some of these trouser snakes that even a thick layer of fabric can barely contain!

Zac Efron should be REQUIRED to wear sweatpants at all times!

Ryan Gosling’s package is so good, it hurts!

And Tom Daley’s Speedo sausage is what heaven looks like.

Do your eyes a favor and ch-ch-check out all of these massive man meats for yourself!

And don’t worry. We saved the finest meat for last.

Hamm!!!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

Is The World Cup Going To Lose One Of Its Sexiest Stars? Cristiano Ronaldo Sits Out Of Practice With A Knee Injury!

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Is Cristiano Ronaldo in jeopardy of missing the 2014 World Cup??

Uh oh! It sounds like there's a chance the 2014 World Cup is going to get a lot less sexy!!

The tournament officially kicked off yesterday as Brazil took down Croatia 3-1, but there's already a lot of concern that one of soccers biggest stars in Cristiano Ronaldo might get sidelined before he even gets a chance to take the field!

Irina Shayk Lets Her Sexy Stems Soak Up The Vitamin D With BF Cristiano Ronaldo In NYC!

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Irina Shayk and Cristiano Ronaldo embrace the warm weather in NYC!

Dayum.

Irina Shayk definitely raised the heat at least a few notches on Sunday just by flaunting her stems out in the open.

Cause you know, short shorts like these can have that effect. Ha!

Anyway, the sexy supermodel paired her bleached bottoms with a simple black top, sandals, but a seriously chic, cobalt blue Hermes tote.

Oh, and we can’t forget her extra delicious arm candy: beau Cristiano Ronaldo!

With all that training for the upcoming World Cup, we can see exactly why Irina would want to take her soccer superstar out for some fresh air. He looks amazing!!

Thoughts???

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Irina Shayk Is The Only Thing Standing Between The Public & Cristiano Ronaldo's Bare Penis On Vogue Spain! Just Like In Real Life!!

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Cristiano Ronaldo makes a nude appearance on Vogue Spain with Irina Shayk!

Oh Irina Shayk. Always in the way, LOLz!

The gorgeous model is featured in a Mario Testino lensed cover and spread for the June issue of Vogue Spain, but she’s not alone!!

Her lover and soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo joins her — IN THE NUDE!!

Unfortunately Cristiano's bare junk is fully covered by Miz Shayk’s bangin' bod, but it’s hard to complain TOO much because the result is an extremely sexy couples photo that almost mimics Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s American Vogue cover.

There’s just a LOT less clothing!

The spread promises to be equally sexy; the one photo that we’ve seen from it so far (below) consists of Irina intimately lying on top of Ronaldo with a bare butt cheek in the air. Cristiano smiles knowingly as if this sort of stuff happens to him every day, and it probably does!!

HAWT.

[Image via Vogue Spain.]

Cristiano Ronaldo Offers To Pay For Brain Surgery For A Young Real Madrid Fan!

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Most people know Cristiano Ronaldo for one of two things: For being one of the best soccer players in the world, or for being one of the sexiest soccer players in the world!!

But did you know he also has a heart of gold??

Well it's the truth, as Cristiano has offered to help out Erik Ortiz Cruz, a 10-month-old Real Madrid fan who suffers