Nicolas Cage Assures The World That He Is NOT A Vampire!
That's EXACTLY the kind of thing we'd expect to hear from a vampire! LOLz!
Check out the video (above) of Nicolas Cage informing David Letterman, the Late Show studio audience, and the entire world that he does NOT drink blood.
We're still not convinced. We recently saw him walking around EL Lay, and he was sparkling all over the place!!!!!
Ah well…perhaps one of these days Nic will tell the truth! Or maybe he'll get caught in the bloodsucking act! Ha!
What do U think? Is Nicolas Cage truly NOT a vampire???
P.S. We're JK! We realize that Nic Cage is actually a human being.
P.S.S. Or is he??????????? (maniacal laugh)
























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