Patti Stanger has got her work cut out for her this time!
The Millionaire Matchmaker had Dina Lohan on her show, and as you probably guessed, it was dramarama!
From the beginning there was trouble, when Dina reportedly commanded $25,000 just to be on the show, and then another $10,000 for a nip-tuck before she'd go on-air.
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Then, at the mixer, Dina stormed out, saying:
"I'm calling Lindsay [Lohan] and getting the f*ck out of here right now… I'm out of here. I'm not doing this. Turn my mic off right the f*ck now. I am f*cking out of here."
Meanwhile, Patti is trying to woo her lovelorn client back, telling Dina that the guys in there were "lovely" and "have real jobs." Both VERY important traits in mates!
In the episode, Dina also reveals that she and husband Michael Lohan married young, after only six months because she "always wanted to marry young and have kids young."
Well, dreams do come true… You can see that revelation and who her celeb crush is (below).
Ch-ch-check it out on Sunday, March 29 at 10pm ET/PT on Bravo!