
Not bad, Danielle Staub!
Could this be the newest celeb fad — taking calls from fans and dishing out advice for a price??
Turns out a new service called Dial A Star, which is super uninspiring for a title, connect fans with celebs like
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So this is where Z-listers' careers go to wither away and die!
Oh wait, they actually seem to be festering!
Apparently, 'celebrities' like Danielle Staub, Jersey Shore's Staten Island dump Angelina Pivarnick, Charlie Sheen's call-girl Capri Anderson, the one that got away from Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris, Octo-mom, Dina and Michael Lohan, and of course, Tila Tequila, now work for a website called Dial-A-Star.com, which allows their fans the opportunity to speak with them - for anywhere between $10-20 per MINUTE!

According to the folks that matter in the biz, Lindsay Lohan did a FAB job on Saturday!
As reported earlier, critics didn't care for LiLo's SNL hosting spot this weekend despite really good ratings.
Well, it looks like the folks who can actually GIVE Lindsay a job don't really care what the critics think!
A source said the following about LiLo's hosting buzz:
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But don't worry, Lindsay Lohan hasn't fallen off the wagon.
After her "meh" performance on SNL, the cast and crew headed to the Japanese restaurant Kibo for some after-the-show party poppin'.
The entire Lohan clan (except Papa Lohan, of course) were in attendance and Momma Dina was especially ecstatic about her daughter's hosting gig.
Dina also invited
Aw, not cool, Lindsay!
Fresh off her disastrous SNL performance, LiLo was spotted walking out of the after party at Kibo Japanese Grill to a crowd of fans.
Instead of stopping and saying hello, she walked right by them, snubbing them one by one.
After giving us a mediocre performance, the least you could do is stop for a picture or two!
Sheesh!

FINALLY!!
Despite the fact she's probably only doing this for her own publicity, this is the moment we've been waiting … because we know Dr. Drew won't let her beat around the bush!!!
Dina Lohan is set to be interviewed by Dr. Biceps Drew tonight, and the doc plans on getting to the bottom of ALL the Lindsay Lohan drama!!!
Earlier, we told U how HIGHlarious is was to think of their family dynamic when Linds expressed her concern for Dina's current appearance (a look many think LiLo is sporting herself!).
But TONIGHT
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Sometimes it's really hilarious to think about what is actually going on in this family.
As per usual, Dina Lohan was chatting it up to the press during Randi Rahm's Fashion Week cocktail party in New York City Wednesday night, when she reportedly said:
"My girls are always telling me to cut my hair. You know, you think you're fashion forward, and then you have children who are way more, but you make your own look [work]. But it's hard when your girls are like, 'Mom, you're looking scary.'"
Yeah. Just look (above).
We wonder if Lindsay realizes that there's something much scarier about her own look.
And we're not just talking about her hair!
But hey! At least now she wouldn't have to play two parts if they ever get around to making a sequel to The Parent Trap! Twinzies!!!!
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