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Hmmm, we love jet setting too, but doesn't this star have other rehabilitation things to do?

Lindsay Lohan arrived at LAX yesterday to catch a flight with her sister Aliana.

The troubled actress tweeted that she’d be heading home to see her mom Dina and brother Michael.

She even shared a photo from the plane:

Well, isn't this a charming little coincidence?

Turns out, Lindsay Lohan will NOT be the first person in her family to spend time attempting to kick bad habits in the Seafield Center rehab facility in Westhampton Beach, where she'll be serving a specialized, 90-day sentence for her latest probation violation!

In fact, it appears her very own Daddy Dearest, Michael Lohan, spent some time there himself back in 1989 when he had his own issues with cocaine and alcohol…and in the process, became VERY friendly with the program's Executive Director, Mark Epley!

However, don't assume the familial connection is going to get our hard-pAArtying starlet any preferential treatment during her stay!

According to Michael, because Mark knows the Lohan "family dynamic," he's hoping to get Dina into family therapy to sit down with her ex-husband and her daughter, in order for them to address what they believe to be the roots of

We know pups don't live forever, but this is tragic!!

Lindsay Lohan's first ever family dog, Gucci, has died!!

Oh noes!! The starlet must be so heartbroken!!

LiLo's mother delivered the sad sad news to the world via Twitter yesterday.

Dina Lohan revealed

And you thought your parent’s were embarrassing? Try walking a mile in Lindsay Lohan's shoes!

With the troubled starlet possibly facing jail time, Lindsay's father took the opportunity to absolutely SLAM Dina Lohan and her parenting skills!

We know, we know. What else is new! And funny how this all has to come out TODAY of all days!

Mike Lohan recently opened up about his daughter’s legal troubles and he clearly thinks most of the blame should fall on her mom, saying:

Oh, Dina! You so cray!

Lindsay Lohan's headline-hugginy mummy allegedly acted the fool at an auction on the Upper East Side earlier this week!

According to one eye-witness angry bidder, Dina Lohan downed fermented grape juice and devoured cooked cow flesh like she was getting paid by the ounce!!

The onlooker revealed:

Lindsay Lohan has moved out of mama Dina Lohan's digs and into the same building once inhabited by fellow hard partier Courtney Love.

Talk about a madhouse!

The SoHo penthouse —courtesy of her THREE sugar daddies— has also been called home by Lenny Kravitz, Nicole Kidman, and Ben Stiller.

While Linds' old sobriety coach sold her luxurious space apartment in 2006, she and LiLo enjoyed the same 24/7 concierge service, wine cellar, tasting room, and aromatherapeutic lobby.

Aromatherapy?! Potpourri won't do much for the heaps of crazy that surely walk through that lobby everyday, but at least it wards off the smell of stale cigarettes and booze??

If only those walls could talk — maybe they could tell SOMEONE to pull her life together. She still has time, but does she still have the fight?

[Image via WENN.]

How foolish we were to think that we could possibly go more than a DAY without some sort of DRAMA from Lindsay Lohan!

To be fair, of course, the troubled starlet has kept a pretty low profile since it was revealed that she can't even afford to rent an apartment, and this time around, it's her equally tiresome parents, Michael and Deviant Dina, causing the shenanigans!

What kind of shenanigans, you may ask?

Oh, the typical fare from two adults who have periodically exploited their children for press and financial gain: they both have publishing deals in the works for potential TELL-ALL books!

Sources report that