
FINALLY!!
Despite the fact she's probably only doing this for her own publicity, this is the moment we've been waiting … because we know Dr. Drew won't let her beat around the bush!!!
Dina Lohan is set to be interviewed by Dr. Biceps Drew tonight, and the doc plans on getting to the bottom of ALL the Lindsay Lohan drama!!!
Earlier, we told U how HIGHlarious is was to think of their family dynamic when Linds expressed her concern for Dina's current appearance (a look many think LiLo is sporting herself!).
But TONIGHT
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Sometimes it's really hilarious to think about what is actually going on in this family.
As per usual, Dina Lohan was chatting it up to the press during Randi Rahm's Fashion Week cocktail party in New York City Wednesday night, when she reportedly said:
"My girls are always telling me to cut my hair. You know, you think you're fashion forward, and then you have children who are way more, but you make your own look [work]. But it's hard when your girls are like, 'Mom, you're looking scary.'"
Yeah. Just look (above).
We wonder if Lindsay realizes that there's something much scarier about her own look.
And we're not just talking about her hair!
But hey! At least now she wouldn't have to play two parts if they ever get around to making a sequel to The Parent Trap! Twinzies!!!!
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Funny how she is so up-to-date on her daughter's career and she couldn't bother to make an appearance at the hearing yesterday!
So inneresting!
Dina Lohan is yapping away about Lindsay Lohan's Playboy shoot, confirming that the photos are in fact getting reshot and that Lindsay is working closely with the man himself, Hugh Hefner, to decide which shots will make the spread. She also confirmed what a lot of people have already guessed: Lindsay will most defintiley be on the cover of the January issue.
Dina told The Insider she didn't stop her daughter from making the decision because:
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She's already done it?! Ha! Guess you're getting paid this week, Shawn Chapman Holley!
This morning, news broke that Lindsay Lohan, after years of offers, finally agreed to pose for Playboy Magazine for just under $1 million. Now, her rep refuses to "confirm or deny" the story and people over at Playboy are saying the same. However, no one let LiLo's mother in on the "tight lipped" rule, as she is confirming that the shoot has actually already happened!
Just this afternoon, Dina Lohan gushed that the "photo shoot went well," insinuating that her daughter is happy with the results.
Guess we'll be seeing her on the cover of the magazine in 3…2…1…
BTW - Are inmates allowed magazine subscriptions? We wouldn't want her to miss her big moment if she is, well, "occupied" elsewhere!
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It's moments like these when you realize that she never had a chance.
Lindsay Lohan is once up to her elbows in legal trouble, and of course, instead if bonding together as a normally family would under such intense media scrutiny, her mother, Dina Lohan, is reportedly pimping out a tell-all book that both exploits her daughter's drug addictions and blames everyone but herself!
Not to be outdone, of course, father Michael Lohan has all kinds of opinions on the matter, and is sharing them with anyone who will listen!

According to reports, Dina Lohan is actually trying to sell a tell-all book which would cover the subject of her own daughter's substance abuse.
We all knew Lindsay Lohan had an …ambitious… family, but wow. just wow.
A piece of the prologue in her memoir reads:
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Yeah. You know shiz has gotten bad when HE is the voice of reason!
Michael Lohan is once again speaking out about daughter Lindsay's latest batch of problems - including her rank teeth, probation violations, and relationship with married hotelier Vikram Chatwal - and has repeated sentiments that the hard-pAArtying former actress desperately needs long-term rehab, not jail!
He explains:
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Dina Lohan outside East Hampton Studio Friday night, telling the press that her daughter Lindsay is "great," "wonderful," and "really on" her community service, despite reports that she was booted from her position at the Downtown Women's Center for…well, pretty much the exact opposite!
Who's shocked? Anyone?
Wonder if Judge Stephanie will be just as huge of a fan of LiLo's work ethic!
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