Let this be proof that you do NOT go after Taylor Swift… ever.
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Apparently, The Princeton Review has a section where it gives examples of bad grammar using pop lyrics.
One of the examples? A line from TayTay's Fifteen! The only issue? Her lyrics were misquoted!
Tisk, tisk, Princeton Review!
Of course, Taylor posted a response on her Tumblr that will make you scream "BURN" at your computer after you read it:
Everyone's favorite country cutie now owns porn sites specifically for herself!
Let us explain…
Domain names with .porn and .sucks will soon become available, and Taylor Swift wanted to make sure no one had hers. So, she bought them!
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Swifty procured TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult, for her own uses. Actually, it's probably more for her non-uses! LOLz!
Microsoft is reportedly doing the same thing too.
Not only did Taylor preempt a porn site in her name, but she also is as smart as Microsoft! Impressive!
Her thoughtfulness is so touching.
On Tuesday evening, Taylor Swift sweetly sent Jalene's family a vase of flowers with a simple message to express her condolences for the 4-year-old fan's recent passing.
This comes after the Shake It Off singer was able to get in touch and chat with the young girl before she tragically died from an aggressive brain tumor on Sunday in San Antonio, Texas.
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Since then, the family received a ton of support from people all around the world — but the one that meant the most had to have been from Tay Tay!
Jalene's family shared the sweet move on Facebook:
We feel like we could pretty much watch Dwayne Johnson do just about anything and it'd be fantastic.
What's best is when he does things that a giant man with huge muscly arms normally wouldn't be doing.
Like, well, hmmm, we dunno, maybe singing some Taylor Swift??
Yup, "The Rock" was on the new, upcoming show Lip Sync Battle, hosted by LL Cool J. Mr. Cool J said:
This is so terribly sad.
Jalene — the young girl that Taylor Swift was able to help mark off the last item on her bucket list — passed away on Sunday evening in San Antonio, Texas.
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This news comes just weeks after the 4-year-old was able to chat with her favorite singer.
Jalene was diagnosed with an aggressive form of brain cancer last April and her health has been declining over the past couple weeks.
We can't imagine what her family is going through at this moment.
We're sending all of our thoughts to Jalene's loved ones during this difficult time.
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]