Archive for the 'Donald Trump' Category

Dang! Can we get adopted???

While we all know that Donald Trump is a billionaire, it's not hard to imagine that his children and wifey, Melania Trump enjoy getting pampered.

But what surprised us the most is that the entrepreneur's youngest son, Barron does things that most children wouldn't even know how to pronounce!

Bill Maher might have told the most expensive joke of all time!

The controversial comedian poked fun at Donald Trump and said he would donate $5 million to the charity of his choice if he could prove he wasn't birthed by orangutans.

Hmmm. Why does this sound kind of familiar???

Well the millionaire mogul whipped out his birth certificate to prove that he is indeed human, but when Bill didn't cough up the dough, he did what he always does in these situations: he sued him!

Seriously. We can't make this stuff up!!

It looks like the comedian is safe, as Trump has dropped the $5 million lawsuit, but according to his special counsel Michael Cohen, it could eventually pop back up!

Bill has made a career out of making controversial jokes, but this time it looks like his monkey business could put a dent in his wallet!

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J. Taikwok Yung is 33, lives with his mom in Brooklyn, and bought domain names that criticize Donald Trump and The Apprentice. Apparently you can't do that without being sued by Donald Trump, a man who we thought would have bigger fish to fry at all times with how busy he is!

NOPE. He really is suing J. for $400,000 in "damages." This is absurd!

J. fancies himself a hacker, and yet nothing he did was hacking, which actually is illegal. In fact, it just sounds like he beat Donald and his son Eric to the punch in registering domain names in 2007. This was right after Eric announced plans to build hotels and condos in southeast Asia: trumpindia.com, trumpbeijing.com, trumpmumbai.com and trumpabudhabi.com.

You'd think that the Trumps would be smart enough to register domains BEFORE they make announcements, right?? LOLz!

Anyway, the sites totes slam the billionaire and The Apprentice. Trump even offered J. $100 per domain name (how lavish!), which was promptly refused. Then, Trump took the case to the World Intellectual Property Organization, which ruled in his favor — J. then appealed, but the case was thrown out of court in Feb!

Here's what J. had to say:

Better watch it, Donald Trump, you are not making many friends these days!

And now you’ve upset an absolute legend.

Cyndi Lauper, who once appeared on Celebrity Apprentice, is none too happy with Donald’s recent comments opposing same-sex marriage.

We're right there with her!

Donald recently admitted, to no one's surprise, he is not such a fan of same-sex marriage, and we are so proud Cyndi is not letting him get away with these foolish comments.

She spoke out about the whole debate:

Melissa King turned in her tiara last week, but now it looks like we finally have the whole truth!

Recently crowned Miss Delaware Teen USA recently resigned from her prestigious position when porn connoisseurs saw what appeared to be her smiling face, and a few more scandalous body parts, in a ultra low-budget XXX film.

The strikingly similar girl in the "movie" — who was only paid $1,500 — spoke about being a beauty pageant contestant shortly taking her one-way trip to pound town, but, while Melissa resigned gracefully, she denied being the porn starlet in question.

In a newly released video from the adult production company, however, we see she was obvi lying!!

Ch-ch-check the disgraced pageant winner's on-camera admission…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

We aren't saying Donald Trump lost his edge, but… we wouldn't be surprised if the orangutans filed a class-action lawsuit against Bill Maher for alleging the real-estate mogul was one of their descendants!

Last night NBC debuted the newest season of Donnie's Celebrity Apprentice and the ratings were HISTORICALLY abysmal!

According to Nielsen's overnight numbers, viewership of the two-hour event was

You can't backtrack now, Donald Trump! We all saw you tweet some Weezy lyrics!

LOLz!

So, Donald is claiming that his Twitter was hacked, because he's ashamed of how big of a fan he is of Lil Wayne. We're not sure why anyone would be ashamed of that — especially if you've already got a problem with the world thinking you're not very cool! Ha!

Donald tweeted this: