Archive for the 'Donald Trump' Category

We aren't saying Donald Trump lost his edge, but… we wouldn't be surprised if the orangutans filed a class-action lawsuit against Bill Maher for alleging the real-estate mogul was one of their descendants!

Last night NBC debuted the newest season of Donnie's Celebrity Apprentice and the ratings were HISTORICALLY abysmal!

According to Nielsen's overnight numbers, viewership of the two-hour event was

You can't backtrack now, Donald Trump! We all saw you tweet some Weezy lyrics!

LOLz!

So, Donald is claiming that his Twitter was hacked, because he's ashamed of how big of a fan he is of Lil Wayne. We're not sure why anyone would be ashamed of that — especially if you've already got a problem with the world thinking you're not very cool! Ha!

Donald tweeted this:

Lawsuit is off!

Donald Trump is backtracking on a threat against Angelo Carusone and his campaign to get Macy's to fire the real estate mogul as their celebrity spokesman.

Carusone started the 'Dump Trump' campaign because he was furious that Macy's kept him as a spokesperson and still sold his products despite Trump's "consequence-free bullying."

He did apparently receive a cease and desist letter from the big man himself, but Trump is now backtracking on the lawsuit, claiming:

… too SEXY!!

LOLz! You thought we were going to say "relevant," didn't you??

Well, regardless if that's true, in this particular case of him running his mouth on things nobody should want to hear, he's putting Beyoncé on blast because he thought her Super Bowl performance was

Cha-Ching!!

We knew that reality TV stars made a lot of money, but now we know that Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian rake in more cash on one season of X Factor and Keeping Up With The Kardashians than most will ever see in a lifetime!

Want to know which reality TV celebrities earn more than President Barack Obama??!

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Top Ten Richest Reality Stars!"

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Top Ten Richest Reality Stars!"

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Top Ten Richest Reality Stars!"

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Top Ten Richest Reality Stars!"

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Top Ten Richest Reality Stars!"

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Howard Stern, that's who!

At least when Howard has Donald Trump on the show, he's not afraid to ask him bigger questions like this — so if Donald Trump isn't going away, then at least we can hear him for who he is (someone who should NEVER be President)! LOLz!

On Howard's show, Donald was asked point blank about his support for gay marriage. Is anyone surprised that he HAS NO support for it??

Here's what he said when he was asked:

Holy horrible hairpieces, Batman — we aren't even making this one up!

Donald Trump just sued the HIGHlarious host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher for $5 million smackeroos!

The reason?

Because Donald isn't part orangutan!

Seriously! This story is 100% non-fiction!!

His lawsuit alleges Bill Maher agreed to donate $5 mil to charity if Donald PROVED he wasn't part orangutan!

The real estate tycoon since released his birth certificate — which, for the record, shows