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We thought we'd already seen the best parodies of Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars' hit Uptown Funk. But this one is just MAGIC!
Because they replace Bruno with He Who Must Not Be Named, singing all about taking down Harry Potter!
They even mixed in a little of the John Williams score! 50 points to House Slytherin!
Ch-ch-check out Dark Lord Funk (below)!
Samantha Jones WON'T be seeing Mr. Grey anytime soon!
That's right! In a recent interview promoting her new show, the 58-year-old dropped the chain-rattling bombshell that she doesn't find 50 Shades star, Jamie Dornan, attractive!
The Sex and the City star told The Independent:
In magical life, if Draco Malfoy got stood up by Kim Kardashian, only to be met by three Weasleys, he probably would have lost it and cast a spell on the nearest muggle!
But thankfully, in real life, Tom Felton is awesome and hilarious!
Following the jokes about the reality TV star looking like him with her new hair color, Tom spent a night out with his old Harry Potter buds to reminisce. James Phelps, Bonnie Wright, and Rupert Grint were all smiles with their former foe.
Tom wasn't quite done joking yet though. He captioned the pic:
Emma Watson isn't backing down!
As we reported in September, the 24-year-old gave a moving speech at the United Nations about Feminism and gender equality for the HeForShe campaign that resonated with both men and women all over the globe.
Unfortunately, the actress' powerful message received considerable backlash.
On Sunday, the Harry Potter star did a Facebook Q&A to promote both the equality campaign and International Women's Day in London, where she admits that within hours of speaking at the UN, she received threats.
The British beauty confesses:
Kim Kardashian has been compared to a TON of fictional characters ever since she debuted her new platinum look on Thursday!
While the comparisons to Legolas and Daenerys Targaryen were totally on point, the meme that wins at life is the one comparing Kimmy to Draco Malfoy!
LOLz! Srsly though, doesn't she look like she can blend in with all the Death Eaters and Malfoy's family?!
Tom Felton hopped aboard the
Hogwarts Express meme train and posted one of his own!
It all started when the Harry Potter star broke up with rugby player Matthew Janney last year.
Apparently, the British womanizer heard about this and relied on mutual friends to assist him with this hookup!
The 30-year-old reportedly sent the actress a short email saying he would "like to get to know her", so he invited her out with a bunch of his friends. His reason?
The source said:
Aww, how sad!
Michael Gambon is probably best known to the wizarding world for his role as Albus Dumbledore in the Harry Potter films (except the first two, in which the character was portrayed by the late Richard Harris).
But the multiple award-winning actor has been tearing up the boards in the theater for half a century in plays such as Betrayal, Endgame, and King Lear.
Unfortunately, it seems that Michael must now draw the curtain on his theater career.
The 74-year-old actor admitted his memory just isn't up to the task anymore: