Donald Trump has been a busy boy! So busy, in fact, that we couldn't possibly understand!
The president raved and ranted his way through another press conference on Thursday where he barked out the tracks off his greatest hits album — from the "dishonest media" to Hillary Clinton's "incompetence."
He also made sure everyone knew he "inherited a mess" of a country!
Trump kicked things off by bragging about how productive he has been draining the White House swamp and filling it with toxic billionaire sludge monsters like Rex Tillerson and Betsy DeVos in his cabinet.
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As for his new Secretary of Labor pick Alexander Acosta, Trump wasn't concerned with congress blocking his nominee this time, simply saying "he'll get there one way or another." Well, that's sort of frightening.
Trump also made sure to mention he was busy bulking up our "depleted" military and would be issuing a new executive action next week to protect the U.S. from all the bad guys like ISIS and drug dealers from Mexico.
But we all know Trump's true enemies were the reporters in the press room — and this time, POTUS really let the dishonest media have it for reporting on FAKE news about the REAL leaks coming out of his administration. Wait, what?
Trump said that despite reports claiming otherwise, his administration