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Look, we all know how badly most US citizens view our politicians. And it's not getting any better.
Abysmal poll numbers come out all the time, but with everyone's so low, how does one even compare, say, potential 2016 presidential candidates?
Well, thanks to FiveThirtyEight.com and The Washington Post's WonkBlog, we can finally put those numbers up against something people understand- Star Wars!
They combined the popularity polls for Hillary Clinton, Chris Christie, and more names that have been thrown around as possibly running on 2016.
And it turns out Darth Vader has them all beat! But the Sith Lord wasn't alone! Even his decrepit jerky jerk of a boss Emperor Palpatine beat almost everyone!
See the entire popularity rankings that'll make you wonder if the American people would rather have a Galactic Empire …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Jenny McCarthy is letting loose on her last days hosting The View!
The ultra opinionated personality made a strange comment about Hillary Clinton's sexuality during a discussion about Ronald Kessler's The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents.
When Kessler spilled about claims that hubby Bill Clinton has a mistress, Jenny shared her own hypothesis!
The blonde bombshell said:
Is Hillary Clinton running in 2016? Come on! We HAVE to know! And we aren't the only ones!
When the former First Lady and Secretary of State stopped by The Daily Show on Tuesday, Jon Stewart grilled Hill skillfully for an answer!
But all his guile wasn't enough for this Clinton! She deftly evaded all his questions! Until it came to how to fix the country's problems that is!
Ch-ch-check out their entire HIGHlarious - if not a little bit revealing - interview…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
But there was a photobomb that was so glaring that Secret Service definitely should have identified it! SRSLY! This photo totally needed a background check!
That's right, Aubrey Plaza managed to make a guest appearance behind the two in a pair of glasses that Hillary would definitely wear!
Aubrey posted the photo again on Twitter along with this caption:
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) June 21, 2014
Very, very, very sneaky Aubrey!
In addition, she also posted this endorsing photo a couple days later of the herself and the former Secretary of State:
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) June 23, 2014
We love this photo almost as much as we love these two AH-Mazing ladies!
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Of course not, if you ask Newt Gingrich. The former Speaker of the House was on CNN's Crossfire discussing the Former Secretary of State's political prowess as a possible Presidential candidate.
Not only does he think it's not up to par with hubby Bill Clinton; he seems to think she's as embarrassing as, well, let him say it:
Chelsea Clinton isn't all about the Benjamins, despite having quite a few Benjamins!
In a recent interview, Chelsea admitted that she doesn't care about money:
"I was curious if I could care about [money] on some fundamental level, and I couldn’t. That wasn’t the metric of success I wanted in my life."
However, then again, she was reportedly paid
Could these two be a match made in political music heaven?
LOLz! They COULD be!
I told @hillaryclinton that I would write her a "theme" song if she needs it… 🇺🇸👩🇺🇸👩🇺🇸
Uh, we think this is an AH-MAZING idea and so did Hillary!
She responded on Twitter with an incredibly enthusiastic answer
.@katyperry Well that’s not a Hard Choice. You already did! Keep letting us hear you Roar.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 22, 2014
Well, if she's gonna use one of KP's songs, Roar is obviously the best choice!
But, KP DOES have A LOT of other songs that could be perfect too…
Which of Katy Perry's songs should Hillary Clinton use if she decides to run for President in 2016?!?
Total Votes: 1,590
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