That's basically what went down during Sunday's Hollywood Film Awards.
Since the first show to kick off awards season was just a few days ahead of Super Tuesday, the celeb speeches were mostly filled with political messages — and yes, most were aimed against the GOP nominee.
Hugh Grant is an expert about marriage — despite never marrying!
On Wednesday, the Love Actually star stopped by Howard Stern's Sirius XM radio show and celebrated people (like his Florence Foster Jenkins character) who are extremely dedicated to their marriage but still have a side piece. HUH?
"I always admire the French and the Italians who are very devoted to their marriages. They take them extremely seriously, but it is understood that there might be other visitors at 5 o'clock in the afternoon. You just never boast about. They never say anything, but that's what keeps marriages together."
How… romantic? We guess we shouldn't be too surprised to learn about Hugh's controversial opinions about romance as he was infamously arrested in 1995 after being caught with prostitute Divine Brown. On the subject of marriage, Grant added:
In a conversation withJames Corden on Thursday night, Hugh opened up on a ton of topics including his "2007 breakdown" and his son's scary relationship with ghosts. Let's just say Mr. Grant has had a CRAZY past few years!
The real life singer was known for having an army of fans, despite the fact that she was ridiculed for her lack of rhythm, pitch, and tone.
Plus, Hugh Grant will playing Florence's partner and manager St. Clair Bayfield — who tried to protect Florence from the truth that even though the voice she heard in her head was beautiful, to everyone else it was hilariously awful!
Ch-ch-check out the funny teaser for Florence Foster Jenkins (above)!!!
Hasan Minhaj hosted the, well, weird night, and he delivered some jokes -- and that included a good handful of ones about Trump even though he didn't want to be involved. He touched on Russia, Trump's NUMEROUS problems with the press, and all the issues facing minorities and basically everyone Trump is attacking.
The comedian also took some time to roast the Trump kids who have foolishly supported their dad just because he's that, their dad.
But our fave part had to be Minhaj calling out Trump as a liar because that is straight up what he is! It's not even a joke!
So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!