He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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Still bumpin' strong!
What caught our attention was not her shaggy yet adorable husband, but rather her amazing bump, and her crazy cool platform shoes!!
Or some slingback espadrille wedges if you want to get all specific about it!
We've seen Penelope accessorize her bump before, but we think this may be her best fashion statement yet!
We really can't wait to see her baby now that the clock is ticking down to when Penelope Cruz finally pops!
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Look at the lady-cajones on those gals!!!
But then again, we wouldn't mind the view around us! LOL!
Judging from their super sexy still (above), though, these lovely ladies have nothing to hide, LOLz!!!
Itching so see Brad-boo, Foxy-Fassbender, and Javier Bardem?
Ch-ch-check out The Counselor's scantily clad teaser…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Leave it to Penelope Cruz to make pregnancy look so damn good!
The expecting mommy was spotted leaving a production studio in her hometown of Madrid, Spain, and of course she was rocking her signature baby bump, which seems to be a very popular accessory with actresses these days!
Now we're no experts on math, but if we're counting correctly, she should be ready to pop any second now!
The anticipation is KILLING us!!!
The actress has kept a pretty tight lid on any details of her little bun in the over, so we're not quite sure if Leonardo is having a little brother or sister.
But one thing we CAN guarantee is that with Penelope and Javier Bardem as the parents, that's going to be one cute baby!
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Penelope Cruz is going to be a Bond girl! Or should we say Bond woman?
According to a source in the production, the Vicky Cristina Barcelona star will play opposite Daniel Craig in the 24th official James Bond film!
The as-yet-untitled film will begin production in summer 2014, just after Penelope cruises past her 40th birthday, making her the oldest femme ever to get fatale with the super spy!
That honor was previously held by Honor- Honor Blackman, who played Pussy Galore in 1962's Goldfinger!
Penelope is also currently pregnant, but the source says producers are not worried about the new baby's impact on Penelope's schedule- or her bod! The source says:
Even if he might've lost to the good guys in The Avengers, Loki is a winner tonight!!!
Tom Hiddleston demolished his evil competition for Best Villain at the MTV Movie Awards 2013!!
The wickedly good looking actor speared his fellow nominees, including Javier Bardem in Skyfall, Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained, Marion Cotillard in The Dark Knight Rises, and Tom Hardy in The Dark Knight Rises.
Besides those studly horns, we're sure the fact that One Direction's Liam Payne named his dog Loki is what inched him over the edge! LOLz!!
Being a Quentin Tarantino flick, the entire movie had our stomaches churning with shocking moment after shocking moment, but the most memorable of all? When Django (Jamie) lit Stephen's (Samuel) entire mansion on fire with the flick of a match, of course!
Both actors are no stranger to prestigious awards, but they've never had an honor quite like this.
Well done, guys!!!!
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This is a huge bummer!
Javier Bardem, the best part of any movie he's in, has had to close down his family restaurant La Bardemcilla because of economic woes, including "two years of prolonged losses."
Here's what he said: