Blac Chyna is going about life as normal!
The reality TV-ready momma had it on display, posting:
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We’ve only dared to dream about the sexy hunk of pure man-flesh that is Jesse James building some metallic shiz, glistening in a sheen of sweat, reeking of a heady musk…
HAH, JK, he’s super grody! (Cheating is super grody).
BUT, if the above fantasy IS part of your nightly musings, then YOU ARE IN LUCK because the Discovery Channel has greenlit four episodes of Jesse James: Outlaw Garage!
The show will follow Sandra Bullock's ex as he builds custom hogs and cars in the Austin Speed Shop in Texas, and he is pretty confident viewers will enjoy watching him work:
"People like to see me build stuff. The further away from that concept I go, the less popular it is. Let's just go back to basics and build custom bikes and custom cars again."
No air date is set, but we’re sure America won’t have to wait too long to see that body in many, many soaked-through white tees.
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Jesse James is back in the news!
The American Outlaw, gang leader, bank robber, train robber and murderer…wait a minute… Whoops! Wrong Jesse James.
The other Jesse James, Sandra Bullock's ex-hubby, is coming out with a new reality show called Outlaw.
It will feature James and his team at the Austin Speed Shop as they rebuild
his life a 1932 Ford Roadster.
James eloquently told reporters:
"I'm not afraid of (expletive), everyone can say whatever they want about me and call me whatever, but guess what? I'm still standing."
James is hoping that Outlaw becomes a series.
Ha! Guess we don't blame him…
Will U watch it???
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Former Jesse James mistress, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, is coming out with some XXX footage next year.
McGee has two, shall we say, "encounters" taped on video: One with a very tatted up man and the other with an equally tatted woman.
Red Light District, a prominent … uh… "studio" will release the tapes in a 2-DVD box set 2012 and rumors has it that Bombshell has even more footage out there.
But get this! The extra footage is considered so EXTREME, it may be illegal!
Oh heavens! What kind of kinkiness does McGee have on tape?! And is it with JESSE???
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Appalling. The audacity, sir. The audacity.
After Jesse James turned his last two relationships into flaming trainwrecks, he's coming back to TV!
And with all of that baggage, you'd think it would teach him a thing or two about humility. And while he seems to have humbled back down to the the same ground his chopper buddies walk on, he's still looking like an a$$!
On American Chopper: The Build-Off, he talks about turning into a snob around his old pals…by being a snob to Sandra Bullock!!! He says:
Damn, this girl is good!
In the classiest way she could, she gave her ex one final "screw you" by calling him out on cheating with at least nineteen other women before expressing her forgiveness and fuzzy bunnies.
Here are the best parts: