Archive for the 'John Mayer' Category

For a man who moved to the middle of Montana to escape the limelight, John Mayer sure does enjoy rambling incoherently on national television!

John went on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon earlier this week and recounted his recent failure to woo a woman by singing her excerpts from 50 Shades of Grey.

So, how'd it go??

John admitted the woman of his dreams

John Mayer and his soothing sounds have seemed to mature like a sexy, fine wine.

AND, based on one-day sales, his first studio album in 2 years is shaping up to be a supa-smash!

The Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young inspired Born and Raised, which went on sale Tusday, is projected to sell 225-250k in its first week!

Bravo, Johnny M.!

Now, just so you know, dressing like a drugged-up crocodile dundee Johnny Depp is NOT indicative of being grown up…

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Isn't he just the best??

John Mayer was at an event for the release of his latest album, Born and Raised, where, even though it was pouring rain and disgustingly humid outside, tons of fans still came out to see him.

Those are some dedicated Mayer lovahs!

But, we can see why!

The crooner took time out of his precious day to take picts with fans, who also received yummy-yum-yum hugs from Mr. Mayer himself!

Holy shiz, John Mayer really IS maturing into a respectful gentleman! First, he apologizes for those ridic Jessica Simpson comments and now this?

We think we have a new crush!

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Johnny used to be a boy but now he is a dayman!

John Mayer recently apologized on behalf of his younger, more foolish, self for remarks he had made concerning ex-lovahs Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston.

Two years ago the boy-man would make comments like:

"[Jessica Simps] was like crack cocaine to me. Sexually, it was crazy. . . It was like napalm, sexual napalm."

But now the older and more thoughtful Mayer would like you to know:

"I had nothing to say. I was going through a time in my life where I didn't really want to share what was going on, but I didn't want to be boring… When you're just open, but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage. It doesn't mean I can go back and scrub it out, but I understand it now."

We’re glad you’ve grown, Johnny and we are SUPER intrigued over your newer, more 'adult' album Born and Raised which smashes into stores tomorrow!

Now, onwards to a more enlightened future!

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The new, improved and enlightened John Mayer is just days away from releasing his new album, Born and Raised.

The musician, who spent the past two years in hideout, reflecting on his troubled past and ripping off Johnny Depp's style, is excited to release his long-awaited album. He "soberly" told guests at a recent listening party:

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Has it been two years already?

John Mayer is back and not a moment too soon!

He spoke with Ellen DeGeneres today to promote his new album Born and Raised but spent most of the time answering questions about stepping out of the spotlight and what it was like to lose his head for awhile.

Johnny Boy sought self-maturation in Bozeman, Montana for a few years after putting his foot in his mouth a high monetary value on Jessica Simpson’s vagina toward the end of last decade.

For what it’s worth, he admits to the idiotic mistakes of his youth late 20s — but honesty was never part of his problem.

John is a talented musician and we sincerely hope he actually has his head screwed on straight this time.

Welcome back!!

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We've got more JUICE than Tropicana this week!!

For starters, everyone is obsessed with Jessica Simpson this week.

From the pregnancy pounds, to her first days as a mother, and speculation that her $4 Mil deal with Weight Watchers puts too much pressure on her to unrealistically slip back into those size-two Daisy Dukes.

There’s also a ton of conflicting Jennifer Aniston news.

One report has her