Justin Gaston was once a hunky 20-something model, who had aspirations of being more. What he ended up achieving was a short-lived stint on the A-List when he hitched his statutory wagon to Miley Cyrus and then a swan dive into oblivion when she moved on.
Now, in order to stay remotely relevant, Justin has to do things like this parody video about himself. Watch as Justin is "interviewed" about his new life, detached from Miley Cyrus. (above)
P.S. Anyone else think this is not a joke and this is actually his room? We won't be surprised!
While no wild and crazy stories about Lindsay came from her time at Coachella over the weekend, we couldn't believe the sordid tale we heard about her after… and from her own Twitter!
Last night, LiLo sent out this little gem to her followers, giving us an idea how things are with her and saMANtha Ronson. She wrote:
"Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's ex"
Wow! Who knew Sam had that in him her? And since we're pretty sure we'd know ifMiley Cyrus had herself a hidden Gayle andNick Jonas' purity ring wouldn't be caught anywhere near Lindsanity, Miz Ronson must have scurried off with Justin Gaston!
Double wow! We don't know which is classier, the spitting in the face or spending time with Justin?!
Did you at least hock a loogie back at her, Linds? Seems only fair!
Also, don't type so fast with spit in your eye. That is how things get misspelled, dear "friend."