Justin Gaston was once a hunky 20-something model, who had aspirations of being more. What he ended up achieving was a short-lived stint on the A-List when he hitched his statutory wagon to Miley Cyrus and then a swan dive into oblivion when she moved on.
Now, in order to stay remotely relevant, Justin has to do things like this parody video about himself. Watch as Justin is "interviewed" about his new life, detached from Miley Cyrus. (above)
P.S. Anyone else think this is not a joke and this is actually his room? We won't be surprised!
While no wild and crazy stories about Lindsay came from her time at Coachella over the weekend, we couldn't believe the sordid tale we heard about her after… and from her own Twitter!
Last night, LiLo sent out this little gem to her followers, giving us an idea how things are with her and saMANtha Ronson. She wrote:
"Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's ex"
Wow! Who knew Sam had that in him her? And since we're pretty sure we'd know ifMiley Cyrus had herself a hidden Gayle andNick Jonas' purity ring wouldn't be caught anywhere near Lindsanity, Miz Ronson must have scurried off with Justin Gaston!
Double wow! We don't know which is classier, the spitting in the face or spending time with Justin?!
Did you at least hock a loogie back at her, Linds? Seems only fair!
Also, don't type so fast with spit in your eye. That is how things get misspelled, dear "friend."
Miley Cyrus had a special guest in the audience at her concert at the Staples Center Tuesday night - her Last Song costar and real-life boyfriend, Australian actor Liam Hemsworth!
That's right: BOYFRIEND! A source confirmed that the two have been dating now for almost five months and Tuesday night was their debut as a serious couple. They had no problem showing off their PDA at Miley's super after-show bash at Katsuya, where people say they were very "lovey-dovey."
Two noticeably absent friends of tween super star were her bestie Mandy Jiroux and ex-bf Justin Gaston. Mandy had a concert of her own to play with her band The Beach Girl5 and Justin decided to sulk out there instead of going to Miley's gig.
Yeah, we wouldn't want to see our ex smooching with someone twice as handsome and five times more successful than us either. That's a heartbreaker!
Hasan Minhaj hosted the, well, weird night, and he delivered some jokes -- and that included a good handful of ones about Trump even though he didn't want to be involved. He touched on Russia, Trump's NUMEROUS problems with the press, and all the issues facing minorities and basically everyone Trump is attacking.
The comedian also took some time to roast the Trump kids who have foolishly supported their dad just because he's that, their dad.
But our fave part had to be Minhaj calling out Trump as a liar because that is straight up what he is! It's not even a joke!
So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!