That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
It's such an unexpected burn that Kim is literally left speechless while we're just sitting here cackling. LOLz!!!
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Kim Kardashian West is all about flashing her post-baby body since giving birth to baby Saint West back in December.
It was even just recently that the curvaceous momma decided to post her current weight in an effort to show how much progress she's made to get to her goal number.
Well, newly released pics have the 35-year-old showing off each and every curve in a black plunging Eres swimsuit while in Iceland on her vacay.
She wasn't playing around!!
Kimmy was teasing cleavage, side boob, and the rest of her ASSets in the skintillating piece. Werk!
Are U impressed or what??
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This is BRILLIANT!
Makeup artist Laura Jenkinson draws celebrity and cartoon faces on her chin, and it's our new favorite thing!
The London-based young woman has amassed 347,000 followers on Instagram so far by sharing her artwork with her chin and mouth basically serving as a canvas.
Her lips especially came in handy during a recent portrait of Kylie Jenner! LOLz!
Check out some more of her work in the gallery (above) and visit her IG account HERE!
[Image via Laura Jenkinson/Instagram]
Kim Kardashian West, FTW!!!
The reality star may mostly be known for her style and curves, but she loves her Armenian heritage and always stands up for it.
After finding out that an ad denying the Armenian Genocide ran in the Wall Street Journal during the 101st anniversary of the massacre, Kim took to her website to write a passionate condemnation of the newspaper:
"My family and I are no strangers to BS in the press. We've learned to brush it off. Lies make good headlines, good headlines make great covers, great covers sell magazines. But when I heard about this full-page ad that ran in the Wall Street Journal denying the Armenian genocide, I couldn't just brush it off."
"The ad was paid for by Turkic Platform. I won't list the group's website, as I don't want to give them the traffic, but basically they say that not as many people died as historians say, and that the Armenians were to blame. For the Wall Street Journal to publish something like this is reckless, upsetting and dangerous. It's one thing when a sh–ty tabloid profits from a made-up scandal, but for a trusted publication like WSJ to profit from genocide — it's shameful and unacceptable. Why is it that every time we take one step forward, we take two steps back?"
We couldn't agree more. It was shameless and irresponsible for the Wall Street Journal, and the reasoning they provided to Gawker is appalling:
"We accept a wide range of advertisements, including those with provocative viewpoints. While we review ad copy for issues of taste, the varied and divergent views expressed belong to the advertisers."
That is so interesting. Would they also run "provocative" ads denying the genocide in Darfur, the Holocaust, the Trail of Tears, slavery, and every other atrocity throughout human history?
Stay classy, WSJ! Hope that ad revenue was worth it!
MAJOR props to Kim for calling them out!
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Okay, first of all, we totally didn't recognize Khloé Kardashian at first glance!
Did she get skinnier and blonder???
The 31-year-old accompanied older sister Kim Kardashian West to a studio in Van Nuys Wednesday for reasons that we do not know.
Both women embraced neutral beige tones, with Kimmy in yet another uber tight sheer bodysuit and off-white pencil skirt. Talk about dangerous curves ahead!
The 35-year-old also accessorized with a beautiful floral-print kimono that fluttered as she walked.
Meanwhile, KoKo was all about flaunting her figure in a pale lavender clinging mini dress and textured beige Balmain duster similar to Kim's.
Does she look different to you, Perezcious readers???
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Yep, you read that right! Kimmy mainly just face swapped with pictures of herself and after all was said and done, she concluded:
"I'm still loving me as me the best."
Follow along with all of the reality star's shenanigans (below)!
Kim Kardashian West doesn't like being out of the spotlight for too long.
While it seemed like a ploy for attention, the 35-year-old is taking to her app to explain the real reasoning for the racy photos!
The gorgeous gal explained:
"I don't think I've ever gotten so many text messages from friends asking if I was drunk, LOL! Kanye [West] and I went to our friend Dave Grutman's wedding in Miami, and it's been a while since our friends have been together and all dressed up, so we were just feeling inspired and wanted to take fun pics."
Not to poke holes in your argument Kim, but don't you get dressed up like… every day?
Anyway, the celeb continued to say that her husband is actually the photography mastermind behind the seXXXy snaps, adding: