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Uh oh.

Levi Johnston is back in the spotlight, but for all the wrong reasons!

The former Palin family member hopeful is utterly broke after blowing through $1 million on essential items like "guns, boats, and four-wheelers."

Easy come. Easy go.

Here's what one source said:

"Levi Johnson hasn't paid child support in nearly two years, and he has little contact with Tripp [Palin]."

Levi, however, dismisses any notion he isn't a wonderful father. Even if the whole fatherhood thing doesn't feel quite real.

He's also got another bundle of love on its way from the stork.

Maybe he'll do better with second child, although it remains doubtful.

We're thinking that naming the girl on its way Breeze Beretta Johnston, after the Beretta firearm, isn't the best way to start things off.

It could blow up in his face!

Poor Bristol.

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Like OMG ya'll, even the Russians didn't see this one coming!!!

We recently gave you the deets of Bristol Palin's 15 minutes of fame extension with her new show Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp!

Well Lifetime just announced the show is a GO, and will premiere on June 19th!!!

Interesting!!!!!!

We're wondering if father of the year Levi Johnston or her new boo Gino Paoletti will make an appearance?!

If so, BOTH of them together would be a reality dramz dream come true!!

What do U think? Will U tune in?!!!

Fan-friggn-tastic!

We just feel worse and worse for the young lady that let Levi Johnston put a baby in her!!

Bristol Palin's baby daddy has been VERY vocal with the press (surprise surprise) about his girlfriend's pregnancy.

So, as soon as the sperminator and his luck lady decided on a name for their unborn baby, they instantly announced it to the media.

Their daughter's name is.... Breeze Beretta Johnston!

Just so we're all clear: "Beretta" is a riffle manufacturer.

Mrs Johnston Levi's baby momma #2 confirmed that the child will be named after a gun. Ya know, cause this baby is gonna need more reasons to be teased at school.

Poor Thing!

We realize custody issues with teen parents is a VERY hard a complicated issue. There's no way Levi or the Palin family is 100% right in the handling of his son, Tripp.

That being said, we truly hope that Johnston totally clears his "deadbeat dad" reputation by being a good daddy to his second gun baby!

Sarah Palin and her family are having NONE of Levi Johnston's shiz!

The former governor of Alaska has already lashed out at the claims that her daughter Bristol's baby daddy hasn't been allowed to see his son, Tripp, because of his former in-laws, and now, her legal team has revealed that he hasn't even paid CHILD SUPPORT in 22 months!

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Oh no! You've woken the sleeping monster grandma!

Here's the back story: Bristol Palin's baby daddy Levi Johnston knocked up some other chick.

Since breaking his awesome news, Levi has been blabbing that he is SUPER excited about having another baby, because Sarah Palin and her husband Todd have kept him from spending time with his first born, Tripp.

These claims have NOT pleased the fire-breathing grandma!! Sarah says Super-Sperm Johnston is a LIAR!!

Sarah and Todd have responded to Levi's outrageous claims in a statement saying:

"We have never hidden Tripp from Levi or discouraged Levi from spending time with him. Any suggestion that we have is false and contrary to our core beliefs. The last time either of us recall a conversation with Levi was in the summer of 2010 when Levi sat down at our house with us and personally apologized about lies he told to the media about our family. Neither of us have talked to him since that day.

"We are disappointed that he continues to tell falsehoods about us to garner media attention. We encourage Levi and all non-custodial fathers to be fully engaged and to positively and fully participate in their children's lives. This includes not making misstatements about his child's grandparents."

Buuuurn!!

Sarah wants to remind you that you do NOT have custody of Tripp. All the legal power over his son is in the hands of the Palin fam -- so you best stop talking shiz!!

If we were Levi we would keep our mouth ZIPPED! We know (and have seen) that Sarah knows how to use a shotgun!

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So much for abstaining!

The day after Bristol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston, made headlines for knocking up some other chick, the young mom reveals she's entering a "trial marriage" with her boyfriend.

That's right! The teen mom that vowed to practice celibacy until marriage is going to shack up with some dude to "practice marriage."

Here's the cray craaay part: The whole 'trial marriage' is going to be filmed for her Lifetime reality show!!

The lucky guy is Gino Paoletti, a 21-year-old pipeline worker from Bristol's hometown of Wasilla. According to a close source:

"Bristol and Gino are crazy about each other. They've talked about getting married but they think it's a good idea to get a feel for living together before making it official."

Moving in together to test things out makes sense -- BUT filming it??

If Bristol and Gino really want their relationship to work they need to stay OUT of the spotlight.

History proves that reality shows ruin new marriages, even the trial onez!!

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And you thought Democrats would be the most relieved when Sarah Palin pulled her name out of the presidential race!

(Oh yeah. If you've been taking a long nap, she announced yesterday she won't be wasting everyone's time.)

But nope! Levi Johnston seems to be the most elated. He's responded to the news, saying he can sleep better now!

Bristol Palin's baby-daddy said:

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