Well, chin up Lindsay, you don’t want friends who be back stabbin’ you and shi*!
Apparently the precious sensitivities of Lindsay Lohan have been in hyper-drive since Rosie O' Donnell essentially said she can’t act (right now) and is a horrible choice for the role of the iconic Elizabeth Taylor.
While her daddums Michael Lohan and her reps have all responded to the incidence with snarky comments of their own, Lilo is simply in shock.
According to sources close to Linds, Rosie and the red-haired rascal have always been friendly, and Lindsay has always been fond of the talk show host Roro since appearing on her 1998 show to promote Parent Trap.
Poor thing. Buck up girl, get your game face on and act the shiz out of Elizabeth Taylor! And then you and Ro can go back to being lesbian lovahs best buds!
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Lindsay Lohan's camp may have already responded on behalf of the actress to Rosie O'Donnell's criticism of her on The Today Show this morning, but as to be expected, her father Michael Lohan has jumped at the opportunity to give his two cents on the matter to the press!
He says:
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Dirty Martini?? More like dirty b*stard b*tch!
Lindsay Lohan seems to be a magnet for mayhem - the scarlet señorita was involved in ANOTHER altercation at the SAME Standard Hotel nightclub in which she allegedly beat up a woman 2 weeks ago…but this time our Lady Lindsay was the victim of beverage abuse!
Apparently, Lilo arrived
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Not bad, Danielle Staub!
Could this be the newest celeb fad — taking calls from fans and dishing out advice for a price??
Turns out a new service called Dial A Star, which is super uninspiring for a title, connect fans with celebs like
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The authority on all subjects of repentance, Michael Lohan, says it's not enough for Lindsay Lohan to get absolved by the courts — she has to be absolved by GOD as well!
He's the authority because he just got out of rehab.
Here's what he said:
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So this is where Z-listers' careers go to wither away and die!
Oh wait, they actually seem to be festering!
Apparently, 'celebrities' like Danielle Staub, Jersey Shore's Staten Island dump Angelina Pivarnick, Charlie Sheen's call-girl Capri Anderson, the one that got away from Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris, Octo-mom, Dina and Michael Lohan, and of course, Tila Tequila, now work for a website called Dial-A-Star.com, which allows their fans the opportunity to speak with them - for anywhere between $10-20 per MINUTE!
According to the folks that matter in the biz, Lindsay Lohan did a FAB job on Saturday!
As reported earlier, critics didn't care for LiLo's SNL hosting spot this weekend despite really good ratings.
Well, it looks like the folks who can actually GIVE Lindsay a job don't really care what the critics think!
A source said the following about LiLo's hosting buzz:
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