This news makes us as nauseous as snakes make Indy sick!
In a recent interview, Robert Pattinson made it unfortunately known that he probably won't be portraying our favorite Nazi-fighting, Ark-discovering archaeologist, Indiana Jones, anytime soon as he denied any casting rumors:
Robert Pattinson, single AND homeless?! Come move in with US!
Your bodacious self is always welcome in our abode!
Previously when R-Patz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he apparently didn't have a home to live in then and now he STILL doesn't have somewhere to live!
It sounds like the whole situation is complicated too. LOLz!
The Maps to the Stars star explains his homing situation to the late night host, saying:
Yes, we’ll take one Robert Pattinson with a side of smolder, please!!
Sigh. If only.
Guess we’ll just have to live off the sight of seeing his dapper self at the El Lay premiere of The Rover on Thursday!
Never one to shy away from color, Rob arrived on the red carpet in a crisp, cobalt blue Alexander McQueen suit with patent leather shoes ad his hair sexily tousled.
And despite eating only white bread and barbecue sauce for weeks, his body is bangin'!! For reals.
Plus, doesn’t he clean up nicely???
[Image via WENN.]
Robert Pattinson is a magical being of acting talent, afflicted by a condition known as "handsomeface."
Due to the above, he's highly sought after as a lead in "talkies," also known as moving pictures. His most recent talkie, The Rover, was filmed in the Southern Australian Outback in an abandoned town called Hammond.
While doing a Q&A at Sydney's Town Hall on Sunday the movie's director David Michod opened up about RPatz's weird diet while shooting the movie, saying:
Left: Robert Pattinson at a screening for his new flick The Rover in Sydney, Australia!
Right: Ben Stiller showing his best runway face in Zoolander!
Both dudes are serving up a serious helping of Blue Steele for the cameras, but which actor would win in a walk off?!
GAHDAM, where's David Bowie when we need him!
[Image via Paramount/AKM-GSI.]
Hmmmmm, we could TOTALLY see Robert Pattinson sporting a whip and that iconic brown leather jacket!
Rumors are swirling that Rob set to be the next Indiana Jones, aka replacing Harrison Ford!
Disney is, reportedly, considering rebooting the franchise for a new film and then whatever follows it be it spin-offs, games etc. etc.
Except we're assuming they want to go with a younger Indy because they feel that the former Twilight actor is the top guy for the job!
After starring in the super successful Twilight franchise and being shot into stardom, it may seem like Robert Pattinson has it all!
But what exactly does one do after having it all?
Apparently, it's to keep auditioning for films!
Even after Twilight ended and his romance with Kristen Stewart fizzled out due to her infidelity, R-Patz kept his career going by continuing to audition for roles that challenged him as an actor!
But overall, he really wanted to push himself away from the sparkly vampire role that made him famous and into a more serious actor!
The Maps star revealed that just because he peaked in his career with the vampire franchise, that doesn't mean he has nothing left to work on!
Rob said of his desires: