Check out the hilarious exchange (below)!
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Sorry, ladies! Jodie Foster is no longer a super eligible bachelorette. Word is she's now taken.
In fact, we hear she's rather taken with photographer Alexandra Hedison. A source close to the couple says:
"It's pretty serious. They're totally in love."
Aww! We're so happy for the Panic Room star! We were starting to wonder if she and Mel Gibson were going to have to rely on some kind of Will & Grace pact to get them through their twilight years!
That makes Jodie and Ellen officially Eskimo sisters! Gurl must be quite a catch to have hooked up with two such amazing women!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to get a look at Jodie's new gal!
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Umm, sold! This flick is going to be AWESOME!
But wait, Machete Kills gets even better!
Before Danny Trejo can get close enough to Mel to chop his head off (Machete's specialty, as evidenced in the trailer) he has to go through the Gibson army of girls including Sofia Vergara!
Get on their bad side and they'll whip out their tittays and rapid fire your ass to pieces!
Ch-ch-check out the blood bath in the new NSFW trailer for this seXXXy sequel! (above)
We feel like we've heard this story before… sometime back in 2006…
At least this time around, the ending doesn't involve an anti-semantic tirade!
Mel Gibson just can't stay out of trouble- and this time he's lucky he stayed out of jail!
According to law enforcement sources, the Braveheart star was stopped by police in Malibu last weekend at a routine late night DUI checkpoint.
But Mel did not appreciate the 1 AM stop- probably because he didn't have his driver's license with him!
When the officers told him he had to move to another screening spot, Mel reportedly EXPLODED, screaming:
Whoa! Mel Gibson is getting jacked!
And, now we know how!
He was spotted at a hormone replacement center in El Lay, dropping LOADS of cash on expensive medication and procedures to keep his body in tip-top shape!
If you've been wondering how the 57 year old man stays so bulky, well, part of the answer comes in a bottle — and the other part comes in a pod! You see, he also spent some time in a high tech 'pod' that copies the effects of high altitude training while he was at the center! It does this by providing rhythmic changes to air pressure, temperature and density.
A lot of famous people and famous athletes will AT LEAST use that magic future pod thing, and there doesn't seem to be any real downside. Especially because their wallets seem to just fill right back up anyway!
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There's about to be a Die Hard vs. Rocky cage match…in the Twitterverse!
Sylvesty explained his ALL CAPS excitement, Tuesday, in a series of tweets:
Mel Gibson gets his crazy eyes on playing the arms dealer villain in the new Machete Kills trailer.
The star-studded sequel to Machete, this movie promises to have everything you could possibly want from a sequel to Machete: nuclear missiles, explosions, and what appears to be the Swiss Army Knife version of the titular machete.
Speaking of "titular," Sofia Vergara plays one of Mel's super soldiers sent to kill Machete. Her weapons of choice? Machine gun breasts, or as Austin Powers might call them, "machine gun jubblies!"
Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen plays the President, who wakes up to a call in the beginning of the trailer sleeping with 3
strippers women. LOL! Bet he had to do a lot of character research for that!
And of course the trailer is filled with classic lines from Danny Trejo's Machete, including one that will probably make AFI's Top Movie Quote list:
"Machete don't tweet."
But does Machete Vine or Instagram? Because we'd follow him in a heart beat!