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Not only did White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer say he felt the love in the room because it was Valentine's Day on Tuesday — but he ALSO got Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's name WRONG.
He read it off his paper during the daily press briefing. READ IT.
We can't make this shit up:
Since he called him Joe Trudeau, Twitter let Sean have it!! See THE BEST reactions (below)!
Well, now we're just gonna be upset if this doesn't actually happen!
It's still unknown whether the NBC comedy series has considered casting Trump's longtime nemesis as his current White House puppet master, but Rosie is certainly making it hard to say no!
On Thursday, the 54-year-old changed her Twitter profile to an illustration of her face superimposed on a photo of Bannon — and hot damn, she looks too perfect to pass up!
But the former TV host isn't the only celeb hoping to take a crack at playing Trump's administration on the sketch series!
The Good Wife star Christine Baranski said she'd be more than happy to take on the role of Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, given their similar appearance:
Even though the POTUS loves to complain about Alec Baldwin's spot-on impression of him, the sketch-comedy series is clearly doing something right as it's having its most-viewed season in 22 years! Well deserved!
At least something is benefiting from our country falling to pieces! LOLz!
*Laughing to hide the tears*
Variety reports viewership for the NBC favorite is "up 19% in adults 18-49 (3.5 vs. 2.9 rating) and up 22% in total viewers (10.6 million vs. 8.7 million) over the comparable period in the 2015-16 season."
Furthermore, the most recent episode featuring Melissa McCarthy's HIGHlarious impression of Sean Spicer scored the second highest-rated program of the week in the key demo, following just behind The Big Bang Theory — and that's BEFORE delayed viewing was factored in.
Sorry not sorry, Donny!
This would be the best casting of all time!!
And after Trump was reportedly "rattled" over McCarthy's portrayal of the White House gum aficionado, an all-too-perfect casting opportunity presented itself for the next high-profile role: Rosie O'Donnell as Steve Bannon!!
In a string of tweets on Monday night, the comedienne nominated herself to play Trump's key advisor — and we honestly couldn't think of anyone better!
The suggestion came up after Politico reported Trump was irked over Spicer looking "weak" in the sketch and that he was played by a woman, prompting many Twitter users to suggest an SNL appearance from the OG Trump nemesis.
And the former talk show host was more than game for the role, responding on Twitter: