All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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The Sin City: A Dame To Kill For star has taken to wearing a very, uhm, unique hairpiece (we think?) around town and to media appearances.
Hmm, we guess the 61-year-old Mickey feels more confident with fake hair…even if it's not doing him any favors!
To our surprise (and relief), Jimmy didn't bring up Mick's new and wild hairstyle.
We hope Mickey ditches the hairpiece - we definitely think he'd look better au naturale!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]
What a way to workout in WeHo!!
Mickey Rourke donned a pair of neon Nike yoga pants for an intense workout on Monday in West Hollywood — forcing everyone to look at his gorgeous gams and perfectly outlined bulge!
We've gotten some pretty hot glimpses of the Sin City sequel so far- but not like this!
For Comic-Con, Dimension released an all-new red band trailer for A Dame To Kill For, and you know what that means!
More sex, more violence, and more SIN!
Jessica Alba is back as stripper Nancy Callahan in Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, and she’s showing off that hot bod already!
Ch-ch-check out that photo of her in a black bra, writhing around onstage!
The much anticipated sequel released a trio of photos today before the sure-to-be blockbuster is released in theaters this summer!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt joins the cast this time around as gambling guru Johnny! His pic (below) shows that maybe Johnny didn’t pay his debts on time, because he’s got a gash right across his face!
Mickey Rourke rounds out the first look photos with a black and white still of him as Marv. Check out the ominous pic of him standing in the rain with his enormous gun resting on his shoulder (below)!
Sin City 2 will be based on director Frank Miller’s comic short Just Another Saturday Night but will also add two totally new story lines, never before seen by fans!
JGL said last year how excited he was to have a fresh plot in the movie, saying:
They say every 30 lbs you lose, you can uncover up to an inch in peen length!
We don't know if Mickey is training for an Iron Man competition or what, but we're def getting Whiplash doing double takes at this photo!
The Expendables star was spotted after a workout in some pretty skimpy bike shorts that showed off his whole 9 1/2 Weeks!
Hey, those bike shorts come with their own helmet! LOLz! Really, it's just nice to finally put a face to the legend!
[Image via Splash News.]
So THIS is what Mickey Rourke looks like after a workout these days!
He's super slim! Seriously!
It looks like he's lost a lot of the bulk that gave him a signature look in The Wrestler, and he's obviously going for a more cardio-oriented fitness routine now!
He looks LEAN, not PUMPED! Look how toned his legs are!
Get it, Mickey! You look fab!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Mickey Rourke and his muscles have been in a lot of action movies, so we're not surprised at all to hear that he'll be in The Expendables 3! Honestly though, we wonder how they get ANY scenery or locations on screen while filming, as we're pretty sure if they add one more person all the muscles will block our view from whatever's going on!
Mickey was spotted, looking almost unrecognizable, at Gold's Gym (above), making sure everything keeps bulging correctly before the upcoming flick! As he was leaving, we got a glimpse at just what he's been working on — and that he TOTALLY means business when he's working out!
At 60 years old, well… let's just say that WE wouldn't want to fight him! Just look at that pic (below)!
[Images via AKM-GSI & Twitter.]