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Carrie Underwood's husband Mike Fisher is a professional athlete, so it makes total sense that when it comes to having kids, he wants an entire team!

According to a recent interview, Underwood says her hubby claims he'd be happy with "two or three" kids, but usually jokes around and "he's like, 'I want seven!'"

Ha!

But the Grammy Award winner says not so fast!!!

She says:

[Mike has] three siblings, [but] I think two is a good number to have.

We'll see. We'll cross that bridge. I don't want too many.”

And while they're not jumping on the baby train just YET, Carrie does add that her seski hubby "is going to be the best dad ever, and that makes the whole parent situation seem much better."

[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]

Yesterday, we heard that Octo-Mom's bankruptcy case had been dismissed.

Now, we've learned some harrowing details regarding the mother's finances.

The bankruptcy documents that she had originally submitted claimed that she only has $50,000 under her name.

That's enough to send ONE of her FOURTEEN kids to college for one year MAYBE two depending on which school.

The judge that dismissed Octo-Mom's case said it was because she had "failed to file the bankruptcy request papers on time."

Here's what the official bankruptcy rejection letter said:

"The case is dismissed, the automatic stay is vacated and all pending motions and adversary proceedings are moot and dismissed, any discharge entered in this case is vacated."

One has to wonder how this woman is going to manage now that the debt collectors are about to be all over her like the paparazzi on celebrities.

We're sad. We're intrigued. We're frightened.

But most of all...

...We're worried.

[Image via WENN.]

That's a wrap!

Octo-Mom is going through some "hard times."

However, she remains hopeful she can "extend" her chances of success by "pounding" away at life until she reaches a happy "climax."

In other words - she had a good first day on her new porno job! LOLz!

Here's what Octo-Mom said:

"My first shoot was amazing. Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don't think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me. I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I'm very excited for it to come out!"

Times are tough.

If this is the way for the mom to provide a happy life for her kids, who are we to judge?

Still it's relatively early. Hopefully her success isn't "premature."

Sorry. We couldn't help ourselves!

[Image via Nadya Suleman.]

Octo-Mom dodged a bullet today.

She won a reprieve as the planned auction of her La Habra home was delayed for two weeks.

Phew! What a (temporary) relief!

The porno mommy had previously said if her home was sold she'd stay with friends until she found another place to live, but now her friends can all collectively rest easy.

The auction company decided to postpone the sale bid much to the former owner's disappointment.

He said:

"She (Octo-Mom) screwed up my credit. They do not deserve it, these people. I helped them as much as I could. I feel sorry for the kids, but Nadya doesn't deserve it (the house)."

Deserving or not, our favorite mom and her kids shall live there until the end of time aka a couple more weeks.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Things are about to get R-R-R-REAL!

The trashed La Habra, California house occupied by Octo-Mom and her 14 children went up on the auction block TODAY at 9 AM PT.

Despite desperate attempt$ to make money - dial-a-celeb and self-pleasuring porn - Nadya Suleman has not made payments on the home in over a year. It will now be put in the hands of Orange County officials, who will take bids on the four-bedroom, three-bathroom (only one working, though) house.

As we mentioned earlier, Octo filed for bankruptcy last week, claiming she had more than $1 million in debts, despite spending ridiculous amounts of money on expensive gym memberships and Brazilian blowouts. Sooo, you know, we can't feel toooo sorry for her.

BUT, we don't want to see her babehs on the streets either.

Now that she's finished filming her porn, let's hope some of that masturbatory money will start rollin' it. For the sake of the children, of course!

[Image via WENN.]

Once upon a time (Thursday), in a far away place.... (The Valley, LOLz)

Octo-Mom shot her very first professional porn film!!

After Nadya Suleman realized she better come up with money ASAP, she finally agreed to strip down and make love to the camera. ....all for her kids, of course!!!

Though we hear she was super nervous when she arrived to the San Fernando mansion, producers popped in a few "educational" videos and before they knew it, Octo-Mom was a pro!

If you're wondering who the lucky man was, remember... she only agreed to a self-pleasure film!

And we hope she had a blast... because she goes back on set next week!!

[Image via WENN.]

After declaring bankruptcy, Octo-Mom said she would do anything to support her children.

She wasn't kidding around.

Octo-Mom has signed on to do a masturbation video and will shoot the film this summer. It will appear on computers everywhere shortly afterwards.

Wow.

Just…

…Wow.

No word yet on how much the touchy-feely movie will snatch, but here's what sources said:

"It's a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless."

Octo-Mom had previously swore she'd never do porn, but we guess she doesn't consider tooting her own horn to be the same thing.

It's unknown still which online adult entertainment company will pay Octo-Mom, but word is there won't be much post-production for the film.

It'll just be Octo-Mom and the camera.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]