Here comes the Oscars swag bag!
This year's free gifts are a lot more "toned down" price-wise than last year's, but that doesn't mean they're any less outrageous and weird.
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Distinctive Assets, the company that every year provides the free stuff to all 25 nominees in the acting and directing categories, has valued this year's swag bag at coming in at over $100K, which is a far cry from last year's $232K value. Although $100K is still a whole freakin' lot!
The swag includes several luxurious trips including a three-day, $40K stay at Lost Coast Ranch, a week-long stay at Golden Door Spa valued at $8,850, and a three-night, $5K stay at the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria.
Other gifts include 10 sessions with celebrity trainer Alexis Seletzky, an Oomi (a home automation kit), a dual chamber vaporizer, a diamond and gold bracelet valued at $595, cellulite mats that promise to get rid of your cellulite if you just sit on them (sure), and a pelvic floor exercise tracker and app.
A pelvic floor exercise tracker!!! We didn't realize Kegel exercises were so popular in Hollywood, but of course they are.
See the full list HERE!
[Image via WENN.]