That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Back in 1999, Jerry was cast as the object of Mimi's affection in her Heartbreaker music video.
For some reason, Jerry thought their on-camera chemistry would translate off-camera, so one day he gathered enough courage to knock on her trailer door.
He retold their encounter on Watch What Happens Live. Ch-ch-check out the clip below (jump to the one minute mark)!
She isn't holding anything back in her latest book — and it's pretty darn juicy!
How does that old saying go? Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me? The E! News host totally should've seen it coming the second time around, no?!.
In the memoir, she opens up about how their relationship turned romantic, before completely crashing.
Her beau's first infidelity incident was with
Jerry apparently thought it would be funny to answer his wife's texts with lyrics from Usher's song I Don't Mind, and OMG he was so right!
And luckily he shared his texts — and Rebecca's confused reactions — with the world!
In honor of the holiday, Funny or Die has been releasing a ton of Halloween-themed videos all week, but this one is probably our favorite.
It's a really well done short that actually feels like it could be on a real episode of the show, if the people looking for a home happened to be goths.
The Halloween-meets-real estate wordplay is also very well done; our favorites being the unfinished business and historic cult suicide jokes.
Ch-ch-check out the spooky spoof (below)!!!
The doting daddy stopped to take a pic of his lovely ladies, including four-year-old daughters Dolly and Charlie!
We can already tell they’ve got their momma’s model attitude! Just look at those smizes!
And how perezcious are those three pups?! They’re almost as big as the girls!
Also, in case you're wondering, Jerry was the man behind the camera! Excellent photog skillz, right?!
Hopefully next time the weather is a bit warmer for this fam, but then again, they’re so cute all bundled up!
This is just the BEST!
Honestly, when we see people sending out holiday cards that are meticulously beautiful and magical and all of that, we get the feeling they had ZERO fun while doing it! The holidaze are meant to bring joy to everyone — including when you're TAKING the photo!
They went old school fun on us, and when Rebecca hopped on Twitter to wish her fans a happy holiday, the note she attached to it was classic as well:
Say hi-ya to these two cuties!
Jerry O'Connell's two girls Dolly and Charlie were spotted having a grand old time at karate class this past Tuesday.
Rebecca Romijn's two little ladies were spotted getting their kicks and chops on in Calabasas, California, and they were looking FIERCE!
And by fierce - we mean totally cute!
We hope these two continue their studies until they get all the way to the black belt!
Then they can protect their parents instead of it being the other way around!!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]