The World Can Relax - Ceiling Eyes And Has-Been Are Still Together!!

Too bad! She needs to drop that spikey-haired has-been!!
Ceiling Eyes denied reports that she and Ryan Cabrera had split yesterday when she appeared on Lopez Tonight!!
She said:
"We're still together. We started reading all of these rumors and seeing it on TV that we broke up and we're sitting there and we just start laughing about it, like, 'Wow, did we really break up?' That's not true."
We're not surprised. We doubt Cabrera would be stoopid enough to drop his last grasp on relevancy Audrina!
Not to mention girl is his meal ticket at this point!!
What the eff is he doing with his time these days?? You know, other than looking like a washed-up douchebag.
[Image via WENN.]










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