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You can be from Jersey AND be smart?! Who knew??

LOLZ!

CBS' new series Made in Jersey is a cross between Erin Brockovich, Legally Blonde and Snooki.

In short, it's about young (and smart!) Teresa Giudice that joins a posh Manhattan law firm.

So yeah. It's pretty much beeeeyond anything ever!

Preeeeess Plaaaaaay (above) to see a preview for your next fave show!

OK Snooki, we get it... your pregnancy is PERFECT!!!

The tiny mom-to-be is on a weight control mission, and is hoping to gain only a total of 25 pounds during her pregnancy.

So far she's gained 15, but that's alllright because it's all going to her 'HUGE' boobs!

The little guidette says:

“[My boobs are] huge! I heard breast-feeding hurts, but it will help me bounce right back… The baby weight will just drop off!

Then, I want to get a boob job!”

That's nice! At this rate, that baby boy is gonna be even smaller than Jionni!

Oh and btw, we also hear breastfeeding is also good for the baby!

[Image via InTouch.]

Hell hath no fury like a Snooki scorned!

And it seems like these guys did some SERIOUS scorning!

We reported last year that the Jersey Shore star was in one nasty legal battle with SRG Ventures, as she claimed that they did not fulfill their obligations to earn her money and branding partnerships, and now, we've learned just how much they told her she would make: $100 million!

And guess how much she actually turned out? $250,000!

A source close to her reveals:

"Snooki filed a suit in October 2011 to end her relationship with SRG, as they didn’t deliver the deals or money they had led her to expect she would receive. Now she’s fighting back against the counterclaim that she didn't hold up her side of the agreement."

And her attorney, Brian Procel, elaborates:

[Image via WENN.]

This week’s lingering story is John Travolta and his masseur mishaps!

First he was a sexual predator, then he was the victim of libelous claims, and now it seems he might be a cross-dresser?

Hmmm.

We're not sure whether that's true or if it even matters but we hope this story might soon have a happy… conclusion.

In other news,

The anticipation has been building up, and the day has arrived - Snooki is going to have a baby boy!

WOOO!!!

The Jersey Shore star has been in & out of the media spotlight these past few months with everyone wondering what the gender of her baby would be, and the reality superstar has finally popped the answer!

Here's what she said:

"Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right! I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls, it's still my baby, no matter what. I'm excited either way!"

We're sure Snooki will get over any disappointment she has once she sees those big brown eyes for the first time.

Now the question on everyone's minds is what she's going to name her mini Snooki.

According to the star it will be either Lorenzo and Jionni Jr., the name of Snooki's fiancé and co-parent, Jionni LaValle.

Here's what she also had to say:

"We're choosing between normal names, not like when celebrities name their kids. It's going to be a nice traditional Italian name."

Snooki parted ways with some inspirational guido words on what her life has been like and what it will be like after the bay-bay shoots on out of "there."

Here's what she said:

"I love anything cold and juicy, like Italian ices. I'm not going to party hard anymore, even after the baby is born. Being a mom changes you."

She certainly seems like a changed woman. She doesn't even like sex anymore!

Here's what she said:

“Our sex life is hardly there! I just feel too icky and gross. I'm so not in the mood to do stuff.”

Wow. She's so different!

We have so much faith in her being able to sustain these huge and exciting changes in her life.

Embrace it, girl!

You only have your first child once!

We think, anyways...

...Congratulations to the new mommy!

They're sick of the digs on the Jersey Shore!

Snooki and JWoww are livin' it up in their super feminine apartment for their own show (Snooki & JWoww, which graces us this Summer)!

Snooki describes their posh home:

[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]

Yeaaaahhhhh buddy!!!!

Snooki is pregnant with her very first baby and like fellow celeb mom Jessica Simpson, she wants to dress up her baby in leopard print errrrrthang!!!

Like, for realz!!!

The mom-to-be opens up and says while she doesn't know the sex of the baby, she does know that it's gonna be Liberace'd out!!

Snooks says:

“If it's a girl, [her outfits will have] animal print everywhere and blinged-out everything.

If it's a boy, I would dress him like Pauly [D]."

Ha!

So in other words, it's gonna be fresh to death and TAN free!!!

[Image via Michael Carpenter/WENN.]