Well, this should surely teach people not to mess with Selena Gomez!
However, that's no reason to get physical, gurl!
Ch-ch-check out the pap pushing vid...AFTER THE JUMP!!!
The late night funny man will stay just where he is for two more years!
Unlike CBS, who seem to be doing a bit of a late night shuffle, ABC are quite pleased with their lineup just the way it is!
And to prove it, they've given Jimmy Kimmel Live a two-year contract extension!
This doesn't come as too much of a surprise given that Jimmy has increased his audience every season for the past four years!
Well, we are looking forward to two more years of Lie Witness News, Mean Tweets, and the brand new but HIGHlarious Celebrity Curse Off! Congrats, guy!
He's leaving The Colbert Report!
The Daily Show host obviously knew what was going on, since Stephen was announced as David Letterman's recent replacement—but that didn't stop the overly confident character from completely milking his departure!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarity, plus a silly highlight reel of Stephen's stint as a Daily Show correspondent…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Last night, Stephen Colbert got close enough to The Late Show desk he could taste it!
Although he won't be reigning supreme behind it just yet, David Letterman had him on as a guest for the first time he was announced as successor, and the two dished about him taking over his position (above).
The Late Show heir apparent also talked about how love (and lack of paycheck) got in the way of him becoming an intern there.
Ch-ch-check out Stephen talk about the internship that never was…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
TV audiences got a glimpse of some onsite job training on last night’s Late Show!
But how interesting is this - Stephen is no stranger to trying to get a job on Letterman’s show!
Colbert actually submitted a Top Ten list to the Late Show back in 1997 in the hopes of getting a writer’s position!
He didn’t get the gig but 17 years later, he’s getting the chance to read his submission for the late night fans!
And it is HIGH-friggin-larious!
Press PLAY above to watch Stephen get his first shot at delivering the Top Ten on the Late Show!
If anyone can get the truth out of Chelsea, it's Ellen DeGeneres!
But will Chelsea be Ellen's competition with a daytime talk show?
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to find out the real deal from the Handler's mouth!
First Rush Limbaugh and now Bill O'Reilly?
Whoa, that's a pretty wild accusation there, Bill!
Now, Bill has since calmed down his rhetoric and called Stephen an "interesting choice," but has doubted whether he can compete with
The Late Show desk will belong to Stephen Colbert soon enough, but for next week, he'll just be stopping by for some recon.
Oh, and to talk to David Letterman! Of course! After all, it may be the last time ever!
OK, but he'll definitely be spending a little time sizing up his new digs too. We wonder if he'll actually bring measuring tape and wallpaper swatches!
Or maybe he'll be subtle about it. What? It could happen! Guess we'll just have to tune in on Thursday, April 22nd to find out!
CLICK HERE to see the last time Stephen stopped by to say hi to Dave! Subtle wasn't the word EXACTLY…
[Image via CBS.]