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The Gosselins News Archive
Jon Gosselin Didn't Actually Strip At His Stripping Debut But He Released The Weirdest Fuckin' Video You've Ever Seen
We knew this was going to be… interesting… but this?!
Come on, man!!
Jon Gosselin had his stripping debut on Saturday night — as part of his 40th birthday celebration — only (a) he didn't actually strip, and (b) the whole thing was a bizarre April Fools' Day joke because he apparently hates the media?!?!
Reports at the club — Dusk Nightclub in Atlantic City, New Jersey — had it that Jon was FAR from X-rated, only going so far as to show off a few (fully clothed) dance moves alongside the Untamed Male Revue.
Then, early this morning, Jon released a bizarre and kind of uncomfortable video on Facebook where he complained about the media and insinuated that the whole strip club joke was a spoof on the media, that he hates.
Seriously, it's bizarre.
Close your eyes!
Yep, you heard that right — the 39-year-old will be making his "big debut" (his words, not ours) on his birthday in a show called called Untamed Male Revue at Dusk Nightclub in Caesars Atlantic City.
The venue's management tells TMZ this event is more like Magic Mike and Thunder From Down Under and less of a "hump your face" show.
That's probably for the best…
Men Untamed's website says:
Kate Gosselin Refuses To Take Part In Scary Helicopter Crash Simulation With Her Plus 8 Kids — And We Don't Blame Her!
Splish splash, she is taking a pass!
That's because in Tuesday night's all-new Kate Plus 8, the mother-of-eight flat out refuses to take part in a casual family helicopter crash simulation — Ya know, on second thought… we don't blame her!
But Kate's not the only one too chicken to watch the chopper intentionally crash and burn — okay, crash and sink — 16-year-old twins Mady and Cara sit out due to the risk of water ruining their makeup.
Also very fair.
Luckily, the older half of the TLC fam isn't about to spoil Aaden, Alexis, Hannah, Joel, and Leah's fun!!
Ch-ch-check out a sneak peek of Kate Plus 8 before it airs Tuesday, December 20 at 10 p.m. EST on TLC (below)!!!
The joys of motherhood…
When Kate Gosselin gave birth to sextuplets 12 years ago — on top of the twins she already had — she effectively signed the rest of her life away to raising those eight kids on camera. What other choice did she have? She had to pay for that many mouths to feed somehow!
During Tuesday night's episode of the TLC docuseries, Kate took all her kids — minus her missing son Collin — to a park to play their version of The Hunger Games (aka dodgeball with NERF bows and arrows).
However, the dysfunctional family couldn't even get to the game before they started fighting… because even picking teams was a chore for the single momma.
It didn't help that Cara, Mady, and Hannah all actively didn't want to be stuck with her, though…
But at least Aaden clearly still loves his mom!
Ch-ch-check out the highlight of Tuesday night's Kate Plus 8 (below)!!!
Jon Gosselin Reportedly Now Seeking Joint Custody! But Will Kate Plus Court Go Along With His New Plan?
Kate Plus 8… Plus Jon?
Well, that may no longer be the case if Jon Gosselin has any say in the matter — because we're hearing he's seeking joint custody!
As things currently stand, Kate has sole custody of twins Mady and Cara as well as sextuplets Aaden, Alexis, Collin, Hannah, Joel, and Leah… while Jon only has limited visitation rights.
However, now that it's public knowledge that the father-of-eight hasn't seen his son Collin in 18 months, he's reportedly looking to take Kate to court to change all that!
According to an In Touch source, Jon is looking to lessen his ex's tight grasp on their children, dishing:
Kate Plus 7…
Tuesday night's all new episode of the TLC docuseries marked Aaden, Alexis, Hannah, Leah, Joel, and Collin's 12th birthday party… which was a little awkward since only 5/6 of the sextuplets were actually there to celebrate!
With 16-year-old twins Mady & Cara Gosselin by her side to help decorate, Kate pulled off a pretty impressive scavenger hunt for her younger kids and their friends.
However, Collin's absence was clearly felt by the entire family… because the mother-of-eight got surprisingly candid while giving cameras an update on his progress, saying:
Kate Gosselin is opening up ahead of Kate Plus 8's fifth season!
Well, to shine more light on the 12-year-old's enrollment in a live-in treatment center for his special needs, the 41-year-old spoke to People, saying: