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Tom Felton News Archive
Your inner geek may not be able to handle this, but both the Lord Of The Rings and Harry Potter casts had mini reunions on Monday!!
Are you freaking out??
At Universal Orlando's Celebration of Harry Potter, Jason Isaacs AKA Lucius Malfoy posed alongside his former onscreen son Tom Felton, Matthew Lewis, and Warwick Davis.
Although it doesn't seem they were too badly missed as Jason captioned his Instagram snap, writing:
"Here's the album cover. Now all we have to do is come up with the songs. Titles anyone?"
Meanwhile, things were poppin' in Middle-Earth for the LOTR crew!!
Could it be a belated 15th Lord Of The Rings anniversary cover?? We can only hope, but Dom merely captioned the snap:
"They have a cave troll."
You can see even more of their adventures in the gallery (above)!
[Image via Jason Isaacs & Dominic Monaghan Instagram.]
Tom Felton is trading in his magic wand for a superhero cape!
Well, kind of.
On Thursday, it was confirmed that the Harry Potter villain would be joining The Flash's third season as a series regular!
On The CW show, the blonde babe will be playing Julian Dorn, another CSI working alongside Grant Gustin's character Barry Allen.
Apparently, the new addition to the Central City Police Department is suspicious of his superhero coworker! Uh-oh!
But, we don't know yet if Julian will be a bad guy like Draco Malfoy!
We guess you'll have to tune in when season three of The Flash premieres on Tuesday, October 4 at 8 p.m. EST on The CW to find out!
Will U be watching?!
Now, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy don't exactly seem like they'd be a match made in heaven, but we could TOTALLY see the Gryffindor good girl and the Slytherin bad boy dating… at least IRL!
And on Tuesday, the gorgeous guy opened up about his Harry Potter costar's crush, revealing that it was actually NOT mutual!
"We were always very close, but no, nothing of that nature. Sorry to disappoint."
We just think that Tom and Emma would be too cute together, so finding out that those romantic feelings weren't reciprocated kind of makes us feel like this (below):
Could Tom Felton ever play James Bond??
Well, Daniel Craig certainly paved the way for any future blond Bonds…
Tom Felton recently spoke about his desire to go undercover with MI-6!
When asked about his "unfulfilled career ambition," Tom lamented:
In magical life, if Draco Malfoy got stood up by Kim Kardashian, only to be met by three Weasleys, he probably would have lost it and cast a spell on the nearest muggle!
But thankfully, in real life, Tom Felton is awesome and hilarious!
Following the jokes about the reality TV star looking like him with her new hair color, Tom spent a night out with his old Harry Potter buds to reminisce. James Phelps, Bonnie Wright, and Rupert Grint were all smiles with their former foe.
Tom wasn't quite done joking yet though. He captioned the pic:
Kim Kardashian has been compared to a TON of fictional characters ever since she debuted her new platinum look on Thursday!
While the comparisons to Legolas and Daenerys Targaryen were totally on point, the meme that wins at life is the one comparing Kimmy to Draco Malfoy!
LOLz! Srsly though, doesn't she look like she can blend in with all the Death Eaters and Malfoy's family?!
Tom Felton hopped aboard the
Hogwarts Express meme train and posted one of his own!
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING, J.K. Rowling!!! Well, not everything but STILL!!
Ya know, the one created by J.K. Rowling that posts amazing juicy not-in-the-books morsels of HP related information!
Well, on the website you get sorted into one of the four houses and it turns out Tom got a HUGE surprise!
He was sorted into Gryffindor! NOT Slytherin!!! GASP!
Well, J.K. happened to see Tom's tweet and dropped a truth bomb about him on the world!