If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
First "Black Hitler" on an asteroid set to collide with Earth and now the Sexpocaylpse?!
Whatever is the world to do when it's being ravaged by the LUST we feel for sexy vampires, zombies, mummies AND leprechauns?!
For the second year in a row, the late night talk show host has compiled a HIGHlarious "extended trailer" for what looks to be the best cinematic endeavor EVER undertaken, all the while drawing inspiration from certain Razzie-Award-winning sparkly vampire films, as well as Warm Bodies, The Avengers, Les Miserables (with breakdancing!), pretty much every Gerard Butler movie ever made…oh, and the game Jenga, of course!
Seriously! Who DOESN'T want to live in a world where Oprah Winfrey is President?!
Ch-ch-check out Rachel Weisz, Armie Hammer, Topher Grace, Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Bruno Mars, Amanda Seyfried, Channing Tatum and even Wolf Blitzer put all the Award season nominees to SHAME (above)!
Oh! And don't worry!
Now say it with us:
Hooray! We have potentially WONDERFUL news!
She predictably raved about Oz: The Great and Powerful, but the A-list actress really caught our interest when she spoke about something way way way cooler:
We haven't seen this many big names aboard a sinking ship since John Jacob Astor and Benjamin Guggenheim went down with the Titanic!
The Big Wedding is an upcoming rom-com where Diane Keaton and Robert De Niro — for one convoluted reason or another — must pretend to be married!
Drinking from the same well as I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, eh?
Ch-Ch-Check out the official trailer (above) for the star-studded ensemble film that also features the adorable Amanda Seyfried, the charming Katherine Heigl, the incomparable Susan Sarandon, and Topher Grace.
And, wait, is that Robin Williams as
The VERY attractive couple were recently spotted together at Coffee Commissary in West Hollywood (above), AND Sophia did break things off with costar/beau of six years Austin Nichols back in February…
But alas! It seems the two television stars are simply close buds and are not sexually combining their bottom halves. At least, not right now!
Sophia has expressed:
We absolutely LOVE reunions!
Former That 70's Show castmates, Laura Prepon and Wilmer Valderrama get steamy in tonight's episode of Are You There, Chelsea?
Uh-oh! Someone better call Topher Grace!
Wilmer stops by the episode as a baseball player romancing and sexing up Laura's Chelsea
Handler Newman character.
The twist happens — SPOILER ALERT!!! — when Wilmer's character gets traded to the Yankees, Chelsea's beloved Red Sox's archenemy!
Such a dilemma! (We're not being sassy! We know this is an actual deal breaker for some of you out there!)
Check out the sneak peek of this week's That 70's Show's seksi reunion!
Do U think the former castmates have chemistry?
Topher Grace is coming to the New York stage!
The actor will crack into his Off Broadway debut with Lonely, I'm Not, in the role of a divorcee who tries to rebuild his life after a nervous breakdown.
Sounds intense! And Topher thinks so too!
Lonely's writer and director, Paul Weitz, stated