Yes, we'll take an order of Zachary Quinto, shaken NOT stirred, and please… make it EXTRA dirty!!!
Famed photographer Tyler Shields seems to know JUST how we like our Quinto cocktail, as he recently took some glorious photos of the Star Trekstar getting all KINDS of filthy out in the desert (above)!
And ok, even though we LOVE us some down and dirty snaps of Spock, we also adore his fresh and clean Met Gala look, blue hair and all!
In fact, we would actually be happy seeing Zach in ANY fashion, cause let's face it, he's a hottie of boiling standard.
Ch-ch-check out some more of Zach's desert adventures courtesy of Mr. Shields (below)!
It's hard to focus on anything but Chris Pine's blue eyes that leave you weak at the knees - let alone the general supreme sexiness of all his other parts - but in the Star Trekstar's new cover story for Out Magazine, he reminded us that beyond his boner-inducing good looks, he's also an incredibly intelligent, open, and all-around cool guy!
And while we're sad to report that he himself is not gay, he opened up about his close friendship with co-star Zachary Quinto, and how proud he was when the Spock to his Kirk came out back in 2011!
Dust him with powdered sugar and dip him in chocolate, because this dapper piece of deliciousness belongs in our mouth!
Zachary Quinto is the gloriously grand cover-boy for May's August Man — a Malaysian men's journal hellbent on stiffening pants around the globe!!
The American Horror Story star is so scrumptiously scruffy!!
We absolutely ADORE him!!
Whether it's a marvelous magazine cover, his beautiful brilliance under the bright lights of Broadway, or his stunning turn as Spock in Star Trek Into Darkness, Zachary will surely make the bonerz in our boxers "live long and prosper" all throughout the summer, LOLz!!
Ch-ch-check out more fab photos of Zach in this August Man's May spread (below)!
It looks like Zachary Quinto will be trading in his Spock ears for the bright lights of Broadway in just a few months!
The Star Trek actor will be returning to the stage along with Cherry Jones, Celia Keenan-Bolger, and Brian J. Smith in the play The Glass Menagerie!
The American Repertory Theater production of the Tennessee Williams play was directed by Tony-Award winning director John Tiffany and showed at some smaller venues earlier this year. But now they're ready for the big leagues and will be hitting Broadway!
The first shows will start previewing September 5th at the Shubert Theatre, and it will officially open on September 26th!
The Glass Menagerie will only be on Broadway for 17 weeks, so make sure to get your ticket before it's gone!