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Scream Queens Serves Up Its Grossest Episode Yet With Cannibal Diseases, Murderous Hands, & An Improbably Ugly Colton Haynes! Get The Full Recap!
Murder! Mystery! Homoerotic John Stamos shower scenes!
Tuesday's episode of Scream Queens had a little something for everyone, especially if you're really into grotesque diseases and erotic asphyxiation.
[SPOILERS, IDIOT HOOKERS]
After witnessing a hairy patient get decapitated at the end of last week's season premiere, Chanel No. 5 (Abigail Breslin) became a suspect right off the bat, despite the fact that there was green smile tracked in by the actual murderer, the Green Meanie.
No. 5's luck turned around when she started getting romantic with a patient played by the impossibly handsome Colton Haynes — except his character Tyler was in the hospital because he was completely covered in NASTY looking boils…
Bent on making Tyler hot again, No. 5 started fundraising for an expensive laser to remove the warts, but it was Chanel Oberlin (Emma Roberts) who got the money from her ex-boyfriend Chad Radwell (Glen Powell), who had returned to
Scream Queens Scares Up Some Hollywood Royalty — John Stamos, Kirstie Alley, & Jerry O'Connell — For The Season 2 Premiere! Meet The Cast!
***WARNING: Scream Queens Spoilers Ahead***
Welcome back, idiot hookers.
Luckily, that meant an hour of wall-to-wall entertainment on Tuesday night when FOX reopened the C.U.R.E Institute — much to the disdain of the Chanels!
While a majority of the episode was dedicated to reintroducing us to Keke Palmer, Jamie Lee Curtis, Emma Roberts, Abigail Breslin, and Billie Lourd's already iconic characters in their new, sterile environment… the welcomed additions to the cast certainly made the most of their debut.
But we're not just talking random up-and-comers — no, American Horror Story: Kids somehow managed to attract Hollywood royalty like John Stamos, Kirstie Alley, Jerry O'Connell, Taylor Lautner, Laura Bell Bundy, and Cecily Strong for the premiere… it's just too bad not everyone could survive the night!
We guess the Green Meanie is just as bloodthirsty as the Red Devil!!
So, without further ado…
M-m-meet Scream Queens' newest residents for Season Two (below)!!!
The Cast Of Scream Queens Season 2 Is The Hottest Hospital Staff EVER! Check Out The Killer Character Portraits!
The Chanels will see you now.
The second season of Scream Queens is right around the corner, with the setting taking a sharp left turn from the Kappa House to the eerie halls of a hospital. (Don't all sorority girls who get sent to a mental ward end up pursuing a career in medicine?)
But based on new cast portraits Fox released on Thursday, the Chanels are still clinging on to that last bit of glamour — as Emma Roberts (Chanel Oberlin), Billie Lourd (Chanel #3), and Abigail Breslin (Chanel #5) flawlessly pull off a chic candy striper look!
Of course, Jamie Lee Curtis is still giving major angel of death vibes returning as Dean (now Hospital Administrator?) Munch — but the real returning evil is Lea Michele, who is very appropriately now a patient at the hospital with that killer twinkle in her eye.
Ch-ch-check out the sophisticated yet suspicious character portraits (above) and catch the return of Scream Queens September 20 on Fox!
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Oh hell no is right!
Not only is the creepy hospital setting of Season 2 a nod to Halloween 2, but the latest villainous promo pays homage to Silence of the Lambs — swapping out Anthony Hopkins with a deranged looking Lea Michele!
Aside from some quick shots that may hint at plot points (Dr. Lautner hooks up with Abigail Breslin!?) the biggest reveal comes at the end, when Emma Roberts lays eyes on none other than "Hannibal Hester".
Ch-ch-check out the teaser (below) and catch the return of Scream Queens September 20 on FOX!
Abigail Breslin Slams Gold's Gym After Series Of Body Shaming Ads — Read The Company's Response HERE!
Gold's Gym was in some hot water this week after a series of body shaming ads from the franchise's Egypt location went viral.
In one Facebook post, Gold's Gym Dreamland shared an image of a pear with the caption, "This is no shape for a girl."
Another visual showed a fit woman inside of the silhouette of an obese woman eating a chicken drumstick with the caption, "Challenge yourself."
Wow. Not OK.
After catching wind of the advertisements, Abigail Breslin penned a passionate response slamming the company for "preying on people's insecurities and perpetuating body image issues."
The 20-year-old wrote on Instagram alongside a screenshot of the ad:
Attention, idiot hookers — your favorite TV b*ches are back!
There's a lot to be excited about for the season premiere of Scream Queens.
Not only does Ryan Murphy's horror-comedy offer a slew of fresh meat — including man candy like John Stamos, Taylor Lautner, and Jerry O'Connell — but we'll also get to see what happened to our fave characters who survived last season!
Of course, that includes The Chanels, whose sorority-dictatorship came to an end when they were taken out of the Kappa House and put into a mental hospital.
No doubt, the Chanels seem to be back on their game — until the second round of killings start, we assume…
Ch-ch-check out the teaser (below) and catch the return of Scream Queens on September 20 on FOX!