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Why do people insist on dressing Adam Levine?
Don't they realize he looks best with his clothes OFF?! Ha!
And even though it very pointedly says "Not For Girls" on the top of Nylon Guys magazine, we'd like to remind them that some of us BOYS appreciate a scantily-clad hunk very much, so please style your next cover star accordingly.
The seksi The Voice coach covers the May issue of the mag in olive green pants and white tee, which at least gives us a good view of his HAWT sleeve tats.
But we're still disappointed in you Nylon editors — you had a perfect opportunity and you BLEW IT!
LOLz!
[Image via Nylon Guys]

Have you ever wanted to be the person who inspires Adam Levine to create?
Well, now is your chance!
The singer has been promoting his upcoming Kmart clothing line for awhile now, but he wants your help!
By sharing what inspires you with Adam, he could get inspired and create some clothes from it!
Just post

Such a modern day Shakespeare!
After saying that his fragrance smelled like “sh*t,” Adam Levine continued to wax eloquent about his clothing line for Kmart.
To get the ladies hyped about his bargain price duds, Adam said:
"It's like me but with breasts and a vagina."
You don't say? Tell us more!
Moving on to the fellas, Adam

She’s got a thing for those musicians!
After breaking up with Adam Levine and being linked to Alexander Skarsgaard, it seems like Anne V may have finally settled on a new gentleman caller: Calvin Harris!
The supermodel was spotted getting cozy with Harris at Provocateur in New York City during Fashion Week before packing on the PDA at a Sports Illustrated party in Las Vegas last week.
A spywitness said

Well that’s not a very good way to encourage sales!
Adam Levine released his new microphone-shaped fragrances for men and women Wednesday night at an El Lay Macy's.
When asked about the scent, the scruffy looking Maroon 5 singer said: "It smells like sh*t."
What?!

Eau de Adam has a very nice ring to it!
Despite once tweeting that celeb fragrances should be punishable by death, Adam Levine is moving full steam ahead with his fragrance project.
The Maroon 5 frontman's eponymous scents for men and women are set to launch in Macy's department stores this month, and come packaged in bottles shaped like microphones.
How cute!
Adam said:
Something tells us Behati Prinsloo had something to do with this.
Victoria’s Secret released the second video in their Angels & Artists series, and in this one, some of our favorite ladies lip synch to Maroon 5’s song Woman.
Did we mention they’re all super seksi and bikini-clad?
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Candice Swanepoel, Lindsay Ellingson, Barbara Palvin, Lais Ribeiro, Sara Sampaio, Karlie Kloss, Erin Heatherton and Adam Levine’s girlfriend.