Beyoncé blew stans minds all over the globe when she dropped her super secret album in December 2013…
But there are plenty of other divas that should be monopolizing on what we're calling THE BEYONCÉ AFFECT—meaning, they need to be releasing new music on the web with no promotion!
Apple’s music chief Robert Kondrk agrees, and has been pressuring major labels for releases similar to Bey's, in an attempt to amp up slowing download sales!
While there aren't many musicians that could have Yoncé's fire-like success, we have a few ideas about who could make the short list!!!
Last night at the Oscars,
John Travolta Don Gibraltar introduced the world to the next hottest, completely fictitious singer, Adele Dazeem!
Sure, Adele Dazeem (who we imagine to be a mixture of Adele and Idina Menzel) is no realer than Manti Te'o's college girlfriend (she might even BE Manti Te'o's college girlfriend), but that doesn't mean we wouldn't love to listen to all of her songs!
Find out out what Adele Dazeem's track list might look like…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
ZOMG! What have we done to deserve this!
TWO public appearances from Adele in one week?!
How lucky are we?!
The Skyfall singer was spotted taking her beautiful, makeup free face to Daunt Bookstore in London to pick up some books and she looked flawless as usual!
Plus she was giving someone the stink-eye and it's AH-MAZE.
We wonder what she was buying at the bookstore! 50 Shades Of Grey perhaps? Harry Potter?
Maybe she's stocking up on some sweet new novels in preparation for a tour to promote some new music?
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Adele may be the most successful homebody of all time; it seems like we never see her out anymore!
Gurl doesn't get out of bed for less than an Oscar!
But there's one person who she'll resurface for- Prince!
The Skyfall singer left Simon to watch Angelo, and made it a ladies night with a gal pal to see The Purple One perform at Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club in London.
Adele didn't wear a Raspberry Beret, but she did rock a slick fedora and stylish poncho! Between her sensible outfit and about a hundred umbrellas, she kept from getting Soft And Wet in Soho's Purple Rain.
Take Us With U next time, gurl! LOLz!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
ZOMG!! Do our ears deceive us?!
We LOVE Christina Bianco, ever since she did an AH-Mazing rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart with some of the fiercest pop divas in the industry!
And now she's back with another one!
The HIGHlarious diva impressionist brought her A-game when she decided to take on the new Disney classic, Let It Go and she KILLED it!
Idina Menzel, Demi Lovato, Britney Spears, Adele, Kristin Chenoweth, the gangs all here!!
Her impression of Idina is just so spot on AH-MAZING!! Ch-ch-check Christina in all her divalicious glory (below)!
[Image via Apega/JLN Photography/Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]