It viciously read:
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The San Francisco Zoo came up with an ingenious way to drum up business, help animals and provide scorned lovers with some revenge without all the bad karma.
This Valentine's Day, you can now adopt a hissing cockroach or a giant, hairy scorpion in "honor" of an awful ex!
Sure, we'd all love to send a spring-loaded box of steaming tiger poo to our evil ex-lovers, but who can afford that much flaming poop?? LOLz!
Now, you can get revenge without being an evil poop mailer! The zoo is now allowing people to "adopt" their less cute animals.
Normally, a person could "adopt" a lion or panda or something and they'd donate money for the care of that animal. But now they've got gross options for gross people, describing the scorpion as:
The answer is no, absolutely not.
Well… sort of.
Argentina's President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner just took on Iair Tawil as a godson. True.
Thing is, Iair is a 21-year-old son of a rabbi, and now, Argentina's first Jewish presidential godson, even though he's not a baby and is at no risk of becoming a lycanthrope.
Apparently several news agencies, which we won't be making fun of for reporting something so ridiculous, claimed that
We don't hear stories like this one too often, but when we do, we can't help but feel good!
Rosario Dawson is rumored to have just adopted a daughter back in October!
And while that in itself is amazing, the even more spectacular thing is that her alleged adopted daughter is 12 years old.
We know what you're thinking, and, no, they aren't expecting a baby anytime soon.
They actually just adopted a cat together!
Nikki posted the above photo to her Instagram yesterday, saying:
Hilary Swank is a real hero to rescue dogs everywhere.
This Thanksgiving night, Hilary is going to host a star-studded special and it's all about doggies!
It's called The Great American Dog-a-Thon and the whole event is about raising awareness for homeless dogs and even giving viewers a chance to adopt animals.
The Fox special will have musical guests and awards and some seriously famous faces!
Meet Lazarus the wonder dog!!
Life can throw all sorts of death at him, but he just won't give up. He's survived near fatal heartworms, a car accident, and an even an attempt to euthanize him!!
Lazarus ended up in an Alabama dog shelter after being hit by a car. His owner was moving and no longer able to care for the pup, so they just left him there at the shelter. Poor pup!
The shelter tried to get Lazarus adopted but no one was interested, so less than a month later, a vet came to the shelter and lethally injected him. Normally, this sad story would end here. But not for Lazarus.