There just seemed to be way too many jokes at the expense of Bruce Jenner!
First there were the on-air jokes made by Roast host Kevin Hart, such as:
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Jessa Duggar definitely has her heart in the right place.
While we totally understand a mother wanting to have a biological child of her own, there are so many children in this world in need of a family!
The 22-year-old reality star revealed her plans for starting a family with husband, Ben Seewald, and the two are definitely unopposed to either having their own or adopting!
Jessa opened up to People magazine about this topic, saying:
Hallmark Channel's Super Bowl counter-programming is the Kitten Bowl!
If you haven't seen it, it's pretty incredible, and totally rivals the Super Bowl. And it's super cute and full of kittens.
So it's kinda the best thing on TV.
Now, we have some news you might want to sit down for…
The Hallmark Channel is bringing the kitty goodness next summer with: Kitten Summer Games!!
Kitten Olympics?? Are you kidding?! That's amazing!
Bill Abbott, President & CEO of Crown Media Family Networks, the company that runs Hallmark Channel, said:
The San Francisco Zoo came up with an ingenious way to drum up business, help animals and provide scorned lovers with some revenge without all the bad karma.
This Valentine's Day, you can now adopt a hissing cockroach or a giant, hairy scorpion in "honor" of an awful ex!
Sure, we'd all love to send a spring-loaded box of steaming tiger poo to our evil ex-lovers, but who can afford that much flaming poop?? LOLz!
Now, you can get revenge without being an evil poop mailer! The zoo is now allowing people to "adopt" their less cute animals.
Normally, a person could "adopt" a lion or panda or something and they'd donate money for the care of that animal. But now they've got gross options for gross people, describing the scorpion as:
The answer is no, absolutely not.
Well… sort of.
Argentina's President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner just took on Iair Tawil as a godson. True.
Thing is, Iair is a 21-year-old son of a rabbi, and now, Argentina's first Jewish presidential godson, even though he's not a baby and is at no risk of becoming a lycanthrope.
Apparently several news agencies, which we won't be making fun of for reporting something so ridiculous, claimed that
We don't hear stories like this one too often, but when we do, we can't help but feel good!
Rosario Dawson is rumored to have just adopted a daughter back in October!
And while that in itself is amazing, the even more spectacular thing is that her alleged adopted daughter is 12 years old.
We know what you're thinking, and, no, they aren't expecting a baby anytime soon.
They actually just adopted a cat together!
Nikki posted the above photo to her Instagram yesterday, saying: