Adrianne Curry, former America's Next Top Model winner, was looking sexy and having fun at the Star Wars Convention until a drunk man reached up her skirt outside of the Convention hotel.
Apparently, this man had been lying in the bushes in front of the hotel trying to fight several people who were standing outside. After he “molested” Curry, she called the cops, but it took them more than an hour to arrive at the scene.
Later that morning, Curry tweeted,
“cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed … i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave.”
Poor Adrianne! We hope he’s locked up for a long time.
Sources report that California state police have arrested 100 people in the past three weeks in connection with growing/selling marijuana. It was also reported that over 432,000 marijuana plants worth $1.7 billion in the Sierra Nevada Mountains were completely destroy!
Hey Arnie! We bet selling off a little of that would have done wonders for the state's $19 billion budget deficit! If Adrianne Curry was in office, this soooo would not have happened!
We can't wait to read her tangled-web of jibber-jabber on the subject in the next edition of Kush magazine.
The former America's Next Top Model/celebrity stoner put down the gravity bong for a few minutes to slam Miz Kendra Wilkinson via Twitter for ca$hing in on her just-released sex tape while simultaneously crying about it to the press!
Adrianne Curry was spotted shopping for some new accessories yesterday in El Lay. The Matron of Marijuana seems to have forgotten what articles of clothing go where. Or perhaps she was just putting on a show for the awaiting photogs.
Either way, a few things Adrianne:
First of all, it's not that funny. Lose the insanity on your face.
And second of all, who are you trying to kid - your tittays are not that big!
Paging Peter Brady! You let your crazy lady out of her cage! Please come collect her!