This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Well apparently he was totally joking!
Ok, so joking might not exactly be the right word for it. But he has dropped all of his lawsuits and plans on accepting his suspension for the 2014 season!
MLB released a statement on the situation saying:
He’s spot on with these impressions!
And Drizzy comes up with a pret-ty compelling — and hilarious! — defense for the whole steroids dramz!
Ch-ch-check it out for yourself
Alex Rodriguez was recently handed a 162 game suspension and will miss the entire 2014 MLB season due to his ties to performance enhancing drugs! Unfortunately for him, the accusations don't stop there!
Tony Bosch, who claims to have been the one who provided A-Rod with PEDs, is largely considered to be the central figure who turned him in.
Well, in a recent interview he claimed that Alex attempted to
He's going, going, GONE!!
Well, at least for now! Alex Rodriguez has officially been suspended for 162 games for his involvement in a huge PED scandal, and he'll be sitting out the entire 2014 season as well as any potential playoff games for the New York Yankees!
Believe it or not, the ruling is actually a
When you have as many
syringes skeletons in your closet as Alex Rodriguez, the idea of writing a tell-all book isn't too far fetched!
So when rumors began swirling that publishing companies Random House and HarperCollins were offering as much as $5 million for the beleaguered baseballer to spill the beans, it seemed pretty believable!
Well the two companies heard about this humongous deal they were allegedly offering to A-Rod, and they said it's
Finally! Alex Rodriguez is making headlines for something GOOD!!
Just last weekend, A-Rod made his way to the Dominican Republic to lend a helping hand at the sixth annual David Ortiz Celebrity Golf Classic!
Alex was on the auctioning block as one lucky fan got a chance to big on a lunch date with the beleaguered baseballer, and all of the controversy he's facing didn't stop one person from dropping $13,000 on a chance to hang with him!
Dayum! That better be one BIG lunch!
In total, the charity event raised a whopping $350,000 for the David Ortiz Children's Fund as well as the World Pediatric Project and Massachusetts General Hospital for Children!
Wowzers! Well done A-Rod!
[Image via WENN.]
Believe it or not, in a city that isn’t New York, a news station confused their graphics for A-Rod and Nelson Mandela!
Thankfully, the report of the legend's passing went smoothly, but this poor graphics person is probably going to get an earful for the mistake.
Ch-ch-check out the flub AFTER THE JUMP!!!