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Maybe not the BEST threesome, but definitely one of the coolest, LOLz!

Johnny Depp and ladylove Amber Heard were spotted leaving Ago restaurant in West Hollywood Wednesday after a dinner date…

And the attractive pair were accompanied by Keith Richards (above)!

The couple must be HUGE Rolling Stones fans, because their public debut happened at the recent LA concert! That, and Keith was the inspiration behind Johnny's incredible Captain Jack Sparrow performance in the Pirates of the Caribbean films!

Hmm… could Keith be trying to roll himself into Jamber's intimate adventures?!

Hey, he's a bad ass rocker and Johnny and Amber seem like swingin' cats, so why not LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out some more pics of the dining threesome (below)!

[Image via National Photo Group & Mavrix Online.]

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

This really IS our dream come true!!!

As you should well know by now, Zac Efron is our #1 adonis. The man can do no wrong. Shhhh — we said NONE!

And Amber Heard, well, she is that rare breed of woman that actually gets us almost as excited as our Zefron calendar, ha!

Much to our delight, the two will star in Autobahn — a thriller about an American backpacker (Zefie Poo) whose life goes BATSH*T crazy after he involves himself with a Turkish gang.

Amber will of course play his damsel-in-distress girlfriend. Well, we're not sure how distressed she'll be, but we do know he has to protect her in this dark adventure.

Shooting will begin in the Fall, in Germany… so you'll bet your pretty booties we'll be on the look-out for pics! Of them and Amber's lover-boy… the one and only Johnny Depp!!

P.S. CLICK HERE to check out Amber's Met Gala style!!

P.P.S. CLICK HERE to get a great, big dose of the potent Zefron vitamin!!

[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]

Now that Amber Heard and Johnny Depp have decided to take their hand-holding relationship out in the open, insiders everywhere are coming forward to divulge what they know about the gorgeous twosome!

And according to a production insider from Amb's new film Syrup, blondie would constantly sneak off the set to take calls from the debonair Captain Jack.

The source also revealed:

Whaaaat eez this!?!

Is someone getting on the pill now that her relationship is getting hotter??

COULD SHE BE PREGNANT!?!

…or was it just a routine check-up?? LOLz!

The possibilities are endless here, people!

Amber Heard was recently spotted holding hands with Johnny Depp IN PUBLIC! And you can bet your sweet asses that we're excited about it!

Because ever since the relationship was officially put out in the open Saturday night, there is NO MORE MURKINESS!

We now know what we've been teased with FOR MONTHS — that two of the hottest people on the planet are bangin' in the Bahamas! And in LA! And wherever else his private jet will take them!!

So of course our curiosity got the best of us when we spotted this photo of Amber at a local medical building. According to the photogs, Amber was dropped off at her residence in the morning, where she hopped in her Mustang and drove to the doctor's. She stayed for less than an hour.

We totally believe it could be something super simple like a check-up, but like we said earlier — ANYTHING is possible now!

Stay tuned, Perezcious readers… stay tuned!!! xoxo

[Image via National Photo Group.]

Guess he really built her a bar after all!

Despite reports of relationship issues, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are most definitely ON!

The two were spotted holding hands as they navigated their way through the crowd at the Rolling Stones concert Saturday night.

Held at Los Angeles' Echoplex venue, the concert was packed and the stars made no effort to hide their love for each other as they also LEFT TOGETHER in the same car (above)!!

AHHH!!! SO MUCH SEXXXINESS!!!

How can we contain our excitement over this?? We just can't!!!

[Image via Splash News.]

…to probably have sex with her in! Ha!

All right, so this relationship may very well be one of the murkiest out there. One day we hear they're so infatuated with each other, they can't keep their hands off each other at an LA hotspot.

The next? We're hearing she's tiring of Captain Jack's sword, lusting for Marie De Villepin instead!

But NOW there are reports that Johnny Depp is still sooo smitten with Amber Heard, he's BUILT A BAR in her honor …and that's ON TOP of the beach he supposedly named after her!!!

A source says he's so intent to tie her down that:

BritBrit, we love what you've done with your… wait a second, thats not Britney Spears!!

It's Sofia Vergara smuggling deadly weapons in her sweater!

She's the latest pretty poster girl for Machete Kills, following the lovely Amber Heard and Alexa Vega.

The Modern Family star is no stranger to nip-slips, of course, but we've never seen her boobies bust out like this! Wowza!

The concept reminds us of Britney's FIERCE cameo in Austin Powers, but certainly there is room enough in Hollywood for two ladies with killer tits, LOLz!!

See the fresh poster for Robert Rodriguez's upcoming sequel in all of it's seXXXay glory…AFTER THE JUMP!!!