"I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad."

- Drug addict Amy Winehouse tells the new issue of OK! U.K.

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Amy Winehouse enjoys a nice hand-rolled "cigarette" during a wild night out in London on Wednesday.

Hey, she's gotta get her vitamins somehow!

Nice to see Wino's been keeping herself busy "recording" and the whatnot.

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Amy Winehouse's parents pose with a recreation of their daughter at the unveiling of her wax statue at Madame Toussad's in London on Wednesday.

Not very lifelike at all!

Where's the bad skin????

How come we see no track marks????

And if it doesn't come in odor-rama, smelling like bad cheese, then we'd return that wax figure and demand a new one!

Amy's parents claimed she couldn't make it to the unveiling today because she was up late last night working on her new album.

Uh huh. Suuuuure.

Stop being such enablers!

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Blake Fielder-Civil's mug shot has just been released.

How will Amy Winehouse be able to live without this hotness????

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How is Wino gonna cope????

Her husband is gonna be locked up for years.

Blake Fielder Civil was sentenced to 27 months in jail on Monday.

The druggie was convicted of trying to pervert the course of justice in the great bodily harm case against him - stemming from a bar incident where he beat the shit out of a pub owner a whiles back.

Blake's devoted wife, Amy Winehouse, must not have given a shit. She missed Monday's sentencing.

She was probably smoking crack with Pete Doherty!

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The Wino in London at 5 A.M. on Sunday morning.

Amy Winehouse has got one hand on her tongue and the other on her breast because _________.

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Left: Lindsay's ex, Courtenay Semel. Right: Amy Winehouse.

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We've all driven our parents to ridiculous levels of stress, but Amy Winehouse has taken it one step too far.

We blame the junkie's antics for her dad's hospitalization last week!

According to the British media, Mitch Winehouse collapsed and was rushed to a hospital.

A family friend said that Mitch has done all he can to keep Crackhouse at home following her hospitalization for an emphysema-like condition and has been suffering from stress-related panic attacks.

Poor Pops! We can't even begin to imagine what hell his life must be like.

A source close to Mitch says, "He has been taking a lot on and has been dedicating himself to trying to improve Amy's health. But his own health has suffered as a result. She told him not to worry about her – but that's easier said than done."

Children can be so selfish…especially the strung out ones!

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She had a very busy week of hardcore pAArtying, but Amy Winehouse managed to make it to her performance at the T in the Park music festival in Scotland on Sunday.

The troubled singer proceeded to drink and smoke on stage, despite the fact that her father says she has the early stages of emphysema.

She's got a death wish!

But, hey, at least she showed up.

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