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We don't know who's the bigger idiot, Amy Winehouse or her loser of a druggie husband, Blake Fiedler-Civil.

As for Amy, according to The Sun, she posted that naked pic of incarcerated Blake on her Facebook, pulling down his boxers.

Doesn't seem like there's anything so big about him, huh.

But in an even dumber move, Blake has declined to leave jail!!!!

SERIOUSLY!

Blake was given the option of getting an early release tomorrow and going to live with his mother in Nottinghamshire. He'd just have to wear a house arrest monitor and have a 7pm curfew, but he'd get out of jail.

However, the idiot has decided to stay in prison!

Apparently he didn't want to leave unless he could see Amy and his friends in Camden.

WTF?!?!

A source says, "It was all set for him to be released, but he refused to go to anywhere other than Camden, it was refused at the last minute. He doesn’t want to go somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside."

However, the source adds, “The Prison Service feared he would break his parole if he was surrounded by the temptations of his old stomping ground.”

Blake will now have to wait until December in order to get released.

As for Amy, she was apparently in tears when she found out the news.

A source added, “Amy is so upset because she thought he would be out for good.”

Sad.

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Mitch & Janis Winehouse and close friends of Amy Winehouse all gathered at a Soho, London, club to celebrate the Grammy winner's birthday this weekend, but she never showed up.

Y'all know it's not like Crackie to miss a night out!

She probably knew there'd be no drugs there and decided to skip out!

The UK's Sun, however, claims that Wino just realized how 'ugly' she's become and refused to attend the party in such a state.

We still don't understand why the Winehouses won't go the forced hospitalization / conservatorship route.

Have they no hope for Wino?

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Looks like she's completely lost it.

Amy Winehouse turned up to her DJ set at London's Monarch pub in the Camden-area looking absolutely tragic on Thursday night.

What's new???

The Grammy winner was seen violently fighting with her security guards, punching them out of her way as they tried to get her under control.

Her super skinny, dirty and wasted appearance reportedly shocked awaiting fans.

According to reports, she also had scabs and scratches on her arms and legs and something black and strange on her tooth.

And, during her DJ set, Crackie was supposedly seen with something that looked like a pipe in her mouth and some white spots in her nose!

She's doing herself in.

So sad.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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The 48 bottles of Jack Daniels Amy Winehouse requested for her dressing room (and the torrential rain!) didn't keep her from the stage!

Though she was more than forty minutes late, Crackie showed up to do her thing for her 'fans' at the UK fest, Bestival, on Saturday.

According to reports, opinion on Wino's showing was 'split between loving her set and thinking she was a drug-addled mess'.

From the looks of photos from the fest, we side with the 'drug-addled mess' verdict!

[Image via WENN.]

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We hope they tell her no, no,no!

Amy Winehouse is scheduled to perform at the UK's Bestival festival this weekend and she's reportedly asked organizers to have 48 bottles of Jack Daniels at her disposal, according to the Sun.

A festival insider said:

“It’s common for artists to make requests for food and beverages before they arrive. But organisers have heard Miss Winehouse has ordered in an extremely large amount of Jack Daniel’s, in fact, a ridiculous amount that she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay. Everyone is really excited about getting Amy to perform here, and naturally there are now fears she is planning something wild. With Amy’s record this can mean failure to perform or giving a shambolic performance. Whiskey is better than heroin — but not 48 bottles of the stuff.”

This is insane!

Why didn't her manager or record label stop such a request from being made?!?!

If she makes it on stage, we're expecting something reminiscent of her V festival perfomance.

Crackie never ceases to amaze.

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Where is the love?

The UK's Mirror reports that the love is gone between Amy Winehouse and producer Mark Ronson, brother of Lindsay Lohan's lover saMAN.

Crackie has reportedly finished a number of tracks for her new album and she hasn't been working with Ronson, who worked on many tracks for her mega album Back to Black.

Wino's been working win Salaam Remi, who previously worked with the Grammy winner on her debut album Frank.

The paper went on to say that Crackie still hasn't made up with Marky Mark after they had a falling out when trying to record her ill-fated James Bond theme song.

Hope she has it in her to actually finish the album!

Don't die!

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Drug education teachers across the land world should use Amy Winehouse's story to show kids why drugs are bad.

Her story gets bleaker by the day!

An insider has revealed to the UK's Sun that Wino may have brain damage from all her drug use.

Shocker!!!

The 'friend' shed some light on Crackhouse's crystal meth binges and said that a 36-HOUR pot marathon is what dealt the final blow to her brain. We know many people don't believe there's such a thing as pot overdosing, but UK medics have said Wino WAS likely damaged by a cannabis overdose and that explains her display of symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.

The much-in-need-of-rehab singer supposedly suffered two major overdoses, with such bad convulsions that they were “like a scene from The Exorcist”.

Her first overdose in August 2007 was reportedly from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Afterward, she was supposedly advised to see a psychiatrist after "displaying “multiple personality traits” that made her a suicide risk."

Overdose number two came in July this year when she supposedly smoked an “inhuman” amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating. Remember how Daddy Wino dismissed the July incident as someone 'drugging' Amy and/or a bad reaction to meds? Wrong!

Here's the sad things Wino's 'friend' told the rag:

“The future is bleak, bleak, bleak.

“Mitch does everything he can to protect his daughter - but his ‘explanation’ for Amy’s hospital dash in July was just simply untrue.

“She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s***load of pot to suffer that severe a reaction.

“It’s thought she had been smoking it for 36 hours.

“Amy’s fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last year. No one has mentioned her meth use before – but that stuff is truly nasty.

“She is in need of years of psychiatry and medical treatment if she has a hope.”

We just don't understand why her family hasn't pulled a mayjah intervention yet.

Do it!

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How much longer ’til she's found dead?????

According to reports, Amy Winehouse cancelled a Paris show just 2 hours before she was scheduled to appear on Friday.

Concert organizers are reportedly so pissed that they're going to pursue legal action.

The organizers released the following statement on their website:

"We were told by Winehouse's agent at 8pm that she would not be there, and we were forced to cancel the performance. We have still not been given any explanation of the exact reasons for her absence. We are very sorry about this situation and share the disappointment of the festival-goers."

Concert insiders said Wino's musicians had arrived on Thursday and rehearsed for the show Friday morning.

Looks like there were signs of trouble Friday morning! Weren't they concerned that the band was rehearsing without Crackie?

Wino's mouthpiece did not comment on the impending law suit, but did speak up about Crackhouse's health:

"Amy Winehouse is currently at home recovering. The illness is nothing serious, nothing that some time in bed and not singing won't cure."

Why do people even bother to book her?

Of late when she does bother to show up it's usually disastrous.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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