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Ugh. Can't this guy just get his shiz together?

This is getting ridiculous.

Andy Dick was once again arrested last night in Temecula, CA, on 'disorderly conduct with alcohol' after causing a scene inside a restaurant.

His bail was set for $500, and after he sobered up, he was reportedly released.

Good lord, this man desperately needs some help.

Frankly, it's just sad.

After being spotted flashing his junk in El Lay AGAIN last week, comedian Andy Dick is reportedly considering suicide.

He has been going on massive cocaine and alcohol binges recently, and a source close to the actor believes that if he does not get help, he will die.

Unfortunately, it gets worse! Andy is broke and begged his friend for a $250,000 loan to settle his debts.

"Andy has openly talked to me about committing suicide and he has definitely hit rock bottom at this point," claims a source. "Unless he gets help fast then he's going to kill himself, because he is totally out of control just now."

The friend visited Andy in Richmond, Virginia earlier this month when he asked for the loan. But the trip spiraled out of control when Dick hooked up with Survivor contestant Jessica Sugar Kiper on the flight from El Lay to Virginia.

The source added:

"Andy started drinking and doing drugs as soon as he got to Virginia and he begged me to lend him $250,000. He told me that he needed the money to pay lawyers fees, back taxes and that his car had gotten re-possessed too. I wanted to help the guy but it was too desperate and it was too much money to lend him as well.

As the weekend went on his behavior just got worse and worse. He would start drinking as soon as he got up in the morning and would be really abusive to people too."

It got so bad that the cops were called to his hotel room!

Ugh. He used to be HIGHlarious and we hate to see that go down the drain! Hope he gets the help he needs!

Sad.

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What will Dr. Drew say????

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Ugh, he's a mess!

A Perezcious reader has a not so Perezcious encounter with Andy Dick on Sunday night. While attempting to get into XIV on Sunset, Andy was stopped at the door. They refused to let him in.

Dick was escorted by a young lady, who he claimed was an executive producer for a movie they were making about his life. He accepted defeat and asked our devoted reader and her friend to take them to the Rainbow Room. In transit, Andy fell all over these two lovely ladies, kissing one's neck and grazing the others' tittays.

The group ended up at Bar Marmont and once again, they almost did not let Andy in. The bar refused to serve him anything but water, so Dick and his "producer" left.

Remember when he was just a really funny TV actor?! Hope he lives to see that happen again.

Head to rehab, bb.

While in Hollywood on Tuesday, Andy Dick was driving his car, but pulled over when he spotted his lovely lady and her, eh, goods.

And the rest is history! Although, we didn't think he liked boobies that much.

Go figure.

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We think this may be the longest stretch of time Andy Dick has gone without getting arrested!

The recovering alcoholic was arrested by Huntington Police in West Virginia early Saturday morning on charges of sexual abuse!!!!

Dick was in town for a scheduled performance at the Funny Bone Comedy Club and Restaurant on Saturday night, but police hauled the comedian to the Western Regional Jail at 4:00 am on Saturday after posssssibly getting too seksi with someone at a local bar.

Where's Dr. Drew when you need him most?????

So much for his sobriety!

According to the Enquirer, Andy Dick was spotted ordering a beer at Hollywood's Roger Room. And, of course, he was on his way to a strip club!

Uh oh!

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Comedian Andy Dick was scheduled to perform at the Vancouver Comedy Festival in Canada last night, but he was held up at the border because dumbass didn't realize he couldn't leave the country while on house arrest!

Suffice it to say, Dick and his ankle bracelet were not allowed in the country and nobody seemed to care.

Idiot!

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