SO MUCH NO!!!
If you believe the rumors, then yes, they're done!
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Well, we suppose that's not entirely true — the suit looks good, but no shirt would've looked better!
But we were wrong.
Chris showed up at the Marvel premiere for his new movie in a classy, tailored grey suit, and every person in attendance instantly grew envious of his wife, Anna Faris.
Legit. Look at that jawline.
And the best part? You know that he still has the killer personality that makes him one of the standouts on Parks and Recreation!
Seriously though Chris, we have to commend you on your workout strategy and the AH-Mazing body you got due to your hard work.
May you please stay this hot for the remainder of your time on Earth.
Or at least until the Marvel franchise movies are over.
Whichever comes first.
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The couple that acts together, stays together!
This AH-Mazing married twosome that has more funny bones in the bedroom than they have funny bones (which is saying quite a lot because they're both HIGHlarious) are going to be co-stars together!
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are set to star in the upcoming comedy that was just bought by FOX for 7 figures about a straight-laced romantic pair who runs into a wild couple while on vacation, only to be followed back by them into their real lives!
Sounds terrifying if this were to actually happen to anyone, but since it's in a movie, it's probably going to be hysterical!
The film will probably shoot later this year. We're so excited for Chris and Anna. We bet being on set together will somehow bring them closer (We say "somehow" because we don't know how they could possibly get closer! They're the perfect, funny couple).
SRSLY this news is out of this world, Jurassic or otherwise!
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Until recently, Cameron Diaz & Sofia Coppola's relationship was about as amicable as Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr's — which is to say there was a seething hatred so potent that there may in fact have been a little literal frothing at the mouth.
Thankfully, time heals all wounds, except for herpes, and things between the two of them are much better now! Well, for Cameron and Sofia, we mean, at least. Hamilton and Burr are obviously never ever (like ever) getting back together.
Sofia retaliated against the perceived slight by satirizing Cameron's persona with a character from Lost in Translation. In the award-winning flick, Anna Faris plays a ditzy blonde actress allegedly modeled after Miz Diaz.
That was way back in 1999, but Cameron & Sofia have apparently despised each other since!!
Or at least they did! Until now!
Now, that would make a pretty great foursome!
That date was sure to be, in the words of Andy Dwyer, awesome sauce as the two pairs were all smiles!
We reported earlier how we were teased with a huge wedding fake out when Kaley posted a photo of herself in a wedding dress!
We're glad they haven't secretly wed, because we definitely wanted Chris and the rest of the band Mouse Rat to perform at their wedding!
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Buffy lives to fight another day!!!
The Crazy Ones is crushing ratings harder than any new comedy, so we're hardly surprised the network ordered more episodes!
Especially considering that, between Mork & Mindy, BtVS, & Ringer, Robin and Sarah have logged roughly 8 million hours on super-successful TV shows!!
Two other CBS comedies, The Millers & Anna Faris' Mom, were also awarded a full freshman year!
Hooray for job security! And for mall security! We appreciate them, too!
Looks like Hollywood's funniest couple took a break from collecting dead bugs to take a walk in NYC!
Who knows? Maybe they added a few more to their growing and crawling collection!
Anna Faris and Chris Pratt were returning to their hotel after a promenade in the city that never sleeps! Perhaps they decided to go to the park, and then decided to go back to the bedroom for the recreation!
SRSLY she is AHmazingly toned! Well, maybe not as ripped as Chris in Zero Dark Thirty, but still, they both are fit as a fiddle, and like a fiddle, we'd love to play with them…if we only knew how!
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Justin Long better spruce up on his Scary Movie-related pickup lines…
…because Justin will join Anna Faris in the cast of the HIGHlarious show Mom on CBS! And there was much rejoicing throughout the land!
Not only that, Justin will play Anna's love interest! Ooh long long! Hop on that Faris wheel!
We hope that the studio audience gets some cots to sleep on, because the way these two are going to crack each other up, each episode is going to take days!
Apparently, Justin's character will be the first chance at a meaningful relationship for Anna's recovering alcoholic. The creator of the show, Chuck Lorre, had this to say about Justin's character: