If she weren't dead, Anna Nicole Smith would be celebrating her 40th birthday today and well on her way to death!

In commemoration of the special occasion, both Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead are yapping to anyone that will li$ten.

"My only wish is that Anna is celebrating her 40th birthday with Daniel and Howard (Marshall) in heaven and that they are able to experience the beautiful development of Dannielynn from above," Stern tells Entertainment Tonight. "Then I know that she would truly be at peace. She was more extraordinary than words can describe. I will never stop loving her."

Adds Birkhead, "[Dannielynn and I] We will have a private family celebration to remember Anna. Time still hasn't healed the wound of her untimely passing, as she truly was one of a kind. We miss her dearly."

R.I.P. honey.

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More debtors are lining up to try and collect from the deceased Anna Nicole Smith.

This time, a Houston-based firm is suing the former Playmate's estate for money they claim they are owed.

No wonder Howard K. Stern is broke!

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Finally!

Anna Nicole Smith's estranged mother Virgie Arthur leaves a court house in the Bahamas on Monday during the first day of the inquest into the death of her grandson Daniel.

The Playmate's former "lover" and lawyer, Howard K. Stern was also there.

Daniel died well over a year ago, in September of 2006, of a suspected accidental drug overdose.

Speaking outside court during a lunch break, Virgie told reporters she was finding it hard listening to details of Daniel's death.

Where's Larry Birkhead?  He's not one to miss a photo op???

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Cue the violins!

Howard K. Stern is telling the new issue of Us Weekly that he's brizoke.

Anna Nicole Smith's former lawyer, and the executor of her estate, says, "I am in debt and basically broke.”

Hmmm. How much did he get paid for the Us interview????

He tells the mag, "There’s this impression out there that I am somehow making money off of Anna’s death. It couldn’t be further from the truth."

Due to the fact the he's suing more than a dozen people, including author Rita Cosby, Stern says that he owes his parents “hundreds of thousands of dollars.”

Don't be surprised if Howard starts shopping his own reality show or trying to get a gig as a legal commentator on TV.

He's got bills to pay!

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Wow. Wow. Wow.

You MUST watch THIS!
You MUST watch THIS!
You MUST watch THIS!
You MUST watch THIS!

Watch the whole thing.

How is Howard gonna explain that?????!!!!

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In addition to trying to ensure that he is in control of Dannielynn's finances, Howard K. Stern has also just filed papers in court demanding more money.

Yup, if the estate of Anna Nicole Smith ever cashes in on their lawsuits against the Playmate's late husband, Howard Marshall, Stern is asking for "6% of the Estate's net recovery."

That 6% could end up being millions and millions of dollars!

How is Larry Birkhead feeling about all of Howard's legal maneuvering??

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This is gonna get ugly!

Even though Larry Birkhead is the biological father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter and she is in his custody, Howard K. Stern thinks he should have control of little Dannielynn's money.

And he's taking it to court!

Thursday morning, Howard filed papers asserting his role as the executor of Anna Nicole Smith's estate.

Stern, Anna Nicole Smith's former attorney and companion, asserts that he "has at all times been the duly appointed acting and personal representative of the estate."

In a new petition to determine distribution rights, Stern claims the 2001 will Smith signed before the birth of Dannielynn, which gave all the money to her deceased son Daniel, now applies to the little girl.

Further, Stern claims he is the sole person responsible for holding Dannielynn's money in trust, even though she is in the custody of her biological father.

How will Larry respond to this????

Or did he and Howard already come to some sort of "agreement"?????

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She is fucked!

The California attorney general requested several search warrants on Friday in relation to the death of Anna Nicole Smith.

Among the 8 search warrants, authorities searched the home of Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, Smith's psychiatrist, who is widely rumored to have over-prescribed lots of meds to the buxom blonde.

Attorney General Jerry Brown says they requested the search warrants because he believes "a serious crime has been committed."

He told reporters that "playing with dangerous drugs" can result in death and "prescribing drugs illegally is a crime," and he suggested people should "put it together."

At the time of her death, there were ELEVEN prescription drugs found in Anna Nicole Smith's hotel room.

She was a traveling pharmacy!

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Click here to watch Howard K. Stern's appearance on Larry King Wednesday night.

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