Anne Heche's ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, didn't get as big a payday as he would have probably hoped for.

The pair's acrimonious divorce was finally settled on Friday and the actress has been ordered to pay him a lump sum of $275,000.

Heche has also been ordered to pay and monthly child support payments of $3,700.

Annie has previously balked at having to pay $15k a month, claiming she's out of work and broke.

So how's she gonna come up with the $275k????????

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How do we say this delicately????

Dude, get a job!

$15,000 may seem like a lot of money to most people, but not Cooley Lafoon. That's how much Anne Heche's ex-husband gets a month from the star in child support and now he wants more.

$22,604 a month to be exact!

Lafoon, who hasn't worked since 2000, alleges that since the sale of the former couple's home in Los Angeles in September, his cost of living has increased.

In his court filing, Coley, who was married for five years to the TV star, claims that his "lifestyle during the marriage was much higher."

These days, he's slumming it!

Poor Lafoon (and son Homer, 5) have to rough it in a $4200 a month rental, dine on a mere $2,000 of groceries a month, and make do with a measly $1500 a month to spend on clothes. Egads!!

Coley's lawyer has also requested that Heche pay for his client's legal fees.

Such a demanding little bitch!

Lafoon should take a few lessons from K-Fed!

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The bitter divorce between Anne Schizo Heche and Coley Bafoon just took a wonderfully wacky new turn.

The tempestuous twosome have both agreed to be evaluated by an independent psychotherapist in order to sort out the issue of custody of their son Homer, CelebTV is reporting exclusively.

One section of the documents, signed by Laffoon’s attorney on July 16 and by Heche on July 25, specify that any information that could be inflame either party will initially remain between the psychotherapist and the court.

Anne Heche actually agreed to take a crazy test?

Bitch is even crazier than we thought! She's going to fail with flying colors.

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The divorce between Anne Schizo Heche and Coley Bafoon is heating up! It's turning nasty and juicy and everything we wish for in a celebrity breakup.

The once inseparable duo is now nitpicking over the tiniest of details. You know, dividing up your SWAG is important, right?

In documents filed in L.A. Superior Court, Laffoon accuses Heche of taking a number of items – including the master bed and yoga-room rugs – from the L.A. home they share. (Under the terms of a judge's temporary order, they alternate use of the house while Heche is in Los Angeles.)

He's now asking that the court order the actress to return the property and prohibit her from removing any more items.

Laffoon also alleges that when he returned to the home July 1 and found the furniture missing, he also "discovered that [Heche] had gone into my closet and ripped the buttons off of 19 of my shirts and removed some of my pants."

Heche denies Laffoon's claims, and says that all the items she took – her list includes four pillows from Bali, pink bedding and a "picture of saint" – were hers before their marriage.

"All of the furniture, furnishings, artwork, etc. that was acquired during marriage and paid for with funds earned during the marriage remains" at the residence, she says in court documents. Heche adds that the items she removed were intended for her unfurnished residence in Vancouver, where Men in Trees begins shooting later this month.

They should split their baby in two and each get a half!

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