Archive for the 'Arnold Schwarzenegger' Category

Everything we wanted to know, we learned from watching Predator!

So we ain't got time to bleed read Arnold Schwarzenegger's book Total Recall, in which he details all of his life experiences!

Fortunately for us, The Terminator just keeps coming, and now he's ready to spew more wisdom on the masses! Here are some of the things Arnold has learned in his time in America:

Arnold Schwarzenegger is probably the most famous bodybuilder of all time.

After parlaying his fame as Mr. Universe into an explosive career as an action movie star, Ah-nold proved he could do anything he set his mind to by becoming Governor of California!

But if the Governator had listened to his father, none of this might have happened!

If there's one person we want to hear pontificate on sex, it's Arnold Schwarzenegger, right?

LOLz!

That's not stopping him from talking about it — and it's not stopping us from bringing it to you! Ha!

Here's what he said about having sex at his age:

We wish!!

The Governator shared an, erm, interesting photo yesterday and opened himself up to a different kind of criticism!

Arnold Schwarzenegger was either in costume as the middle-aged offspring of Forrest Gump and Kat Von D, or he was gearing up for an odd upcoming role!

According to the Twitter caption, the barely visible neck tattoo is thankfully just leftover from shooting the new David Ayers flick, Ten!

Ch-ch-check out his scurry looking character from that flick (below)!

Regardless, Patrick Schwarzenegger should send footage of this forgettable fashion tsunami to Stacy and Clinton on What Not To Wear!

An intervention may be necessary, LOLz!!

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[Image via Twitter.]

Probably not!

ReelzChannel and Muse Entertainment are working on a sequel to The Kennedys, but pardon us if we aren't totes thrilled!!

You know we adore everything involving America's greatest family!

Heck, if they plastered President Kennedy and Jackie O's portraits on toilet paper, we'd start wiping with pine cones!

Neverthless, we aren't sure a return to Camelot is necessary!

The first miniseries was a friggin' flop!

Arnold Schwarzenegger's little boy Patrick Schwarzenegger is relishing his first tryst at the voting game.

Here's what he tweeted:

"Hope y'all go out and vote. Getting the 'I Voted' sticker is worth it alone to go."

But is the voting frenzy giving the kid grand illusions?

We'd knew he'd be back!

No this isn't a trailer for Jackass 4 even though the beginning of it with Johnny Knoxville made us think just that!

Instead this is the LATEST, GREATEST, and LASTEST trailer for The Last Stand with former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Action movie trailers like this ALMOST make us forget about that little governing venture.

Hopefully, the actual movie will erase the memory of that turbulent period from our lives completely!!!

Ch-ch-check it out by clicking PLAY directly (above) !!!