Ashton Kutcher's newest film endeavor, Spread, had a dismal opening this weekend.

Despite showing lots of skin and pimping the film hard on the talk show circuit, the limited release didn't even make the Top 20, earning just over $100,000.

Maybe Rumer Willis' new mildly frightening chick-flick, Sorority Row, will do better. That way she can loan him some $$$. Otherwise, he'll just have to keep dipping into Demi Moore's pool of cash!

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Ashton Kutcher did some major yo-yo dieting for the sake of his ART, dropping the 10 pounds he gained for his role in Personal effects almost instantly for his next role in Spread.

How'd he do it???

He says, "I had just played a movie where I played a wrestler, so I had to lose like 10 pounds and stop eating and take care of myself. I really cut back to a meal a day. I was probably down to 175 pounds."

Doesn't sound healthy to us!

Is that how Demi stays so thin???

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So lucky they're ok!

Ashton Kutcher took to his Twitter to give us deets on his brush with death!!!

Don't worry! Him and the wifey are just fine!!!

Kutcher's private plane had an emergency landing in Vegas on Thursday prompting tweets such as, “My plane just had to do an emergency landing. Engine over heated. Fire trucks everywhere. Good times.”

The aircraft began having engine trouble minutes after take off around 1pm. The unexpected landing occurred about 6 minutes later.

Even Demi informed the Twitterverse about the dangerous landing, stating, "Yep it is always an adventure in Vegas emergency landing all!”

We wonder if those two even have conversations!!!

Ashton tweeted that he was “happy to be alive” and allowed others to join in the celebration with a shameless plug for his new film.

“Party tonight at Turtle Bay Bar in #NYC,” he wrote. “Say ‘Spread’ at the door for 1/2 off drinks! On me!”

After a near death experience, it becomes clear what's really important!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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When bad surgery happens to good people you get a family portrait like this!

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Rumer Willis showed up at the Los Angeles premiere of Spread.

So let's see…

Ashton is young enough to be Demi's son, Demi is desperately clinging to her youth, and poor Rumer is just hopeless.

At least they're all wearing nice shoes!

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So, we all know by now that Mushy is back on set for her new CW show, The Beautiful Life, after a 5-day-stay in Cedars to… um, 'clear her mind,' and show creator Ashton Kutcher is standing behind Mush Mush 100%!

Kutcher took a break from his incessant Tweeting to talk up Barton's acting chops to the press!

Says Ashton, "For me, it's the best I've seen Mischa Barton… most importantly she's fine."

We'll take your word for it, Ash!

…For now.

Ha!

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Twitter's #1 fan, Ashton Kutcher, recently spoke about the micro-blogging website on a panel for a Fortune Magazine event in Pasadena, and we think Kutcher is taking more credit than he deserves!

He practically implies he created the site!

"I started Twitter as a communication device to stay in touch with fans," says Asston.

Started Twitter, eh?

Kutcher is "shocked" that he has more followers on the site than CNN, blown away by the fact that "an individual could have as much influence [in social media] than a media conglomerate."

When asked about how the site should go about bringing in the $$$$$, Ass thinks Twitter will need to come up with a "deeper way" to "marry" advertising with entertainment, because the public has grown to ignore to the conventional form of online advertising: banner ads.

"Banner ads are like billboards," Kutcher mused.

So what's your solution, Ash??

Asking him a meaningful question is like asking a toddler to do algebra!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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That was fast!

Two weeks after being placed under involuntary psychiatric hold at El Lay's Cedar-Sinai, Mischa Barton is headed back to work.

"I can confirm that she's left the hospital with the intention to resume production," said her rep.

Her new CW show, The Beautiful Life, is set to being production on Friday.

The creator of the series, Ashton Kutcher, commented, "I can tell you right now Mischa Barton is doing great."

She's great for the part - a drug addicted supermodel!!!

Seriously, Mushy!

Take it easy!

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The holy Twitter trinity of aplusk, iamdiddy and mrskutcher joined forces IRL yesterday!

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore hit up Diddy's White Party in Bev Hills on Saturday where they spent the whole day twitpic-ing away.

Srlsy, they couldn't get any A-listers to attend????

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Bye-bye Hamptons, Hello El Lay!

Make arrangements, as P.Diddy is moving his annual Fourth of July White Party from the East Coast to the West, opting to have the party in Beverly Hills, rather than in the Hamptons.

This will be the first time in a decade the music mogul/wannabe actor has changed the party's location, but it is said he will be hosting with pal Ashton Kutcher and celebrities like Forest Whitaker, Kevin Connolly and Demi Moore are expected to hit the private affair.

He couldn't get any A-listers to go????

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