
YIKES!
Cops arrived at Ashton Kutcher’s Los Angeles home last week for what turned out to be yet another false alarm!
Though swatters had been involved in the first occurrence, it seems that wasn’t the case this time. A friend staying at the actor’s home thought someone was trying to break in! He pressed the panic button on the home’s alarm system around 5:30am after hearing an unnerving noise.
Thankfully, after a thorough search, cops found no signs of an invasion.
Phew! That's good to hear!
Keep our boy safe, Mila Kunis! In your loving embrace! (Lucky…)
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Oh my, Demi Moore is definitely gonna forget about Ashton Kutcher sooner than we thought!
Last month, it was reported that the LOL actress was spotted saying 'I love you' to her new boy toy, Harry Morton, and yesterday, she was seen leaving a yoga studio with a tall blonde man.

It looks like college taught Hilary Duff well — that is, her latest TV character…
The actress and new mother recently returned to the small screen as a guest star on Two And A Half Men, and though the idea of her shared screen time with Ashton Kutcher is enough to get us excited, the new clip from the upcoming episode is too much for us to handle!
Better yet, her sex-crazed character, Stacey isn't afraid to proposition a relative stranger — one Walden Schmidt — for some fun times in the bedroom!
Ch-ch-check out the video, and catch Ashton's HIGHlarious reaction …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Talk about big pimping!!
From Hannah Montana to Lizzy McGuire, Ashton Kutcher sure enjoys plucking talent from the Disney Channel!
Hilary Duff guest stars on an upcoming episode of CBS's Two and a Half Men and we unearthed several beautiful stills from the show!!
The marvelous new mom looked absolutely FABULOUS on the season finale — ch-ch-check out more pics...AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Well, we know who won that fight!
Ashton Kutcher won't let a silly little scuffle get in the way enjoying some down-home country music!
The Two And A Half Men stallion returned to the Stagecoach Country Music Festival on Sunday, the day after a brawl broke out between him and a security guard over a fan.
Fortunately, his GORGE face was NOT hurt in the altercation and we're oh-so-happy he wasn't banned from the grounds so we can gaze at his moneymaker for another day!!!
Sorry, Mila Kunis! We promise we're only looking, not touching!
But speaking of looking, we wouldn't mind Ashton unbuttoning his chest bearing button-up just a tad more.
Don't true cowboys go shirtless anyway??! HA!
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What on EARTH?! This sounds insane!
Ashton Kutcher and a security guard at the Stagecoach Festival in Indio, CA were involved in a violent shoving match this weekend that resulted in the actor being asked to LEAVE the country music event!
And worse yet, the whole fight wasn't even his fault!
According to sources, the Two and a Half Men actor, who will making $700,000 per episode for the just-renewed 11th season, was enjoying Nick 13 and Dwight Yoakam's performance in the VIP area when a fan came approached him to say hello!
Despite his attempt to greet her,

Even with one - and now ONE AND A HALF - of the original Two and a Half Men out of the picture, CBS is STILL bringing it back for another year!
That's right, the network has officially renewed the former Charlie Sheen-starring comedy back for season 11, with the actor's replacement Ashton Kutcher and co-star Jon Cryer having signed one-year deals to return…both for around $700,000 per episode!
However, it should come as no surprise that the