Ooh-la-la! 'Drina is just drenched between the legs!!
In fact, every part of her FIERCELY fit body looks salty and damp to the touch, because that's what happens when you play in the ocean!!
Cameras recently caught Audrina Patridge and her BMX-ing boyfriend Corey Bohan soaking up sun and enjoying an afternoon of romantic fun in Tahiti!
Aww!! They're so adorbzies together!!
The lustful lovers played in the ocean, stared deeply into each other's eyes, then likely returned to their hotel room to partake in AH-Mazing adult activities!!
We thought Vanderpump Rules was pretty much the new Hills?
Apparently there is no replacing The Hills because Audrina Patridge thinks it needs to return to TV.
And just when you thought you were free!
Audrina revealed to Ryan Seacrest that fans might get one more chance to zone out with their favorite El Lay crew. She spilled the news:
Always an eclectic mix of personalities on the Sunset Strip!
Just last night, the Sunset Strip Music Festival was graced with the presence of Shadow D*ck himself — Joe Manganiello.
He and Marilyn Manson were celebrating at the Mondrian in honor of The Doors and their legendary career.
And we can only imagine the conversation they had! Maybe a lil' chit-chat over their Evan Rachel Wood connection??
Heyy.. Sam Trammell could join in on that convo too! Ha!
An inside source tells us:
Stop the press! This Just In! BREAKING NEWS!!!
Audrina Patridge is still really, really ridiculously good looking.
The reality starlet was recently caught flaunting her fantastic figure poolside at Liquid Sundays, a Foxwoods Casino party that aspires to get girls wet and drunk.
Now that's a mission statement we can get behind!
But back to Audrina — just LOOK at this gorgeous girl!
Technically it was Monday night… and only went all the way to The Xx concert, LOLz!!
Usually Katy Perry is busy playing everyone else's Teenage Dream so we're sure it was nice to hand over the reigns for an evening and just enjoy the show.
Katy danced to the tunes, knocked back a few brews, and appeared to have a ball.
One concertgoer revealed:
ATTN: Crazy-extreme Hills fans!
Lauren Conrad is selling her home in the hills where The Hills was taped!!
According to the reports, the Spanish-style home is 3,000 square feet and includes 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms, a pool as well as hill and mountain views. But you already knew that from watching the show, didn't you?
The sale ALSO include the guest house were Audrina Patridge lived during the show (and is probs teaming with her DNA!!).
You can have the house — and possibly the complete series on DVD — for just $2.25 million!!
That's actually not that bad!
Check out pics of
LC's your new home below!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
MTV is taking us on a trip down memory lane this summer!
The network will be airing fan favorite shows Daria, Laguna Beach, and The Hills in 3-hour blocks for the next 6 weeks. The “Retro Mania” will start at 9 AM this Monday, June 25 and run until noon every weekday.
For the first week, MTV will revisit Laguna Beach, the reality soap that introduced Lauren Conrad to the world.
So what will follow Laguna Beach? The Hills, duh! You’ll get to follow LC and friends Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port all over again as they party their way through L.A.
Last but not least, MTV is letting us spend a week with our favorite 90s cartoon character Daria. The high school heroine became an icon for her sarcastic attitude and her short-skirted, long-jacketed style, and now you can relive her adventures July 30 - Aug 3.
Maybe next they’ll play some music videos- now that would really be retro!